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Explain nudism to me.

Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:54 am
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7634 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:54 am
I know a woman (no pics, thank God) who used to go to nude beaches and resorts with her husband before Covid. They have been to the Caribbean multiple times. They aren’t swingers, and there is really nothing sexual about it as far as I can tell. They are both middle aged and kinda fat. She texted me yesterday that she is excited because “the resorts” will start opening back up in the summer.

What is the appeal of being naked? What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138429 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:55 am to
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Slippy
you should probably just ask the nudist that likes to text you
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19260 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:56 am to
Drove my 4 wheeler down the nude beach one time to check it out in Texas High Island area and it was fricking disgusting. Nothing but old fat people.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11608 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:56 am to
Who is this woman to you that she’s texting you about nude beaches? It sounds like she’s trying to get you involved.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77167 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:56 am to
I like to fry bacon in the nude, but then I like to live on the edge...
Posted by Fortnight2Flat
Member since Mar 2021
223 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:57 am to
I think the ultimate appeal is doing something most consider taboo.

Oh and obligatory:

quote:

What is the appeal of being naked?


Ask your wife, she loves it.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103904 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:57 am to
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She texted me yesterday that she is excited because “the resorts” will start opening back up in the summer.


She obviously wants you and your sad little wiener to join them.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60983 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:57 am to
Sounds like Green Eggs and Ham.


Just try it.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
10189 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:59 am to
I've never understood it.

Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:00 am to
Tik-tok young blood. Tik-tok.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:04 am to
Its mostly people who definitely should keep their clothes on!
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70284 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:08 am to
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What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?



there is an 18 page thread on the soccer board that answers this
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:08 am to
quote:

What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?


There is something liberating about ngaf around other people that dgaf. Nobody cares about your little weiner dude, it's ok just let it fly.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:10 am to
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Its mostly people who definitely should keep their clothes on!
quit yelling!
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12444 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:10 am to
My wife and I hung around naked most of our honeymoon. But that was in private villas with a pool and nobody nearby. Hanging out naked in the sun is pretty awesome.

But from what I hear, nude beaches aren’t full of quality trim.
This post was edited on 3/26/21 at 8:12 am
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5474 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:13 am to
When I was around 8, so 1983’ish, my dad took my brother, sister, and I crabbing. We were around avery island somewhere when he decided to cut a u’ey to find a different spot. The place he pulled into to turnaround was a nudist colony. Even at 8 I thought these folks need more clothes, not less. I think it follows the same logic as youth is wasted on the young. Nudism is wasted on the fat, flabby, sloppy, old, etc.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102001 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:13 am to
quote:

What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?



Maybe he has a hog and is showing off
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102001 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:14 am to
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Who is this woman to you that she’s texting you about nude beaches? It sounds like she’s trying to get you involved.


This. OP should rethink the whole “they aren’t swingers” thing
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102001 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:15 am to
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Hanging out naked in the sun is pretty awesome.


Dick sunburn does not sound awesome
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73156 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:18 am to
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Who is this woman to you that she’s texting you about nude beaches? It sounds like she’s trying to get you involved.


I thought the same exact thing.
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