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Explain nudism to me.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:54 am
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:54 am
I know a woman (no pics, thank God) who used to go to nude beaches and resorts with her husband before Covid. They have been to the Caribbean multiple times. They aren’t swingers, and there is really nothing sexual about it as far as I can tell. They are both middle aged and kinda fat. She texted me yesterday that she is excited because “the resorts” will start opening back up in the summer.
What is the appeal of being naked? What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?
What is the appeal of being naked? What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:55 am to Slippy
quote:you should probably just ask the nudist that likes to text you
Slippy
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:56 am to Slippy
Drove my 4 wheeler down the nude beach one time to check it out in Texas High Island area and it was fricking disgusting. Nothing but old fat people.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:56 am to Slippy
Who is this woman to you that she’s texting you about nude beaches? It sounds like she’s trying to get you involved.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:56 am to Rouge
I like to fry bacon in the nude, but then I like to live on the edge...
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:57 am to Slippy
I think the ultimate appeal is doing something most consider taboo.
Oh and obligatory:
Ask your wife, she loves it.
Oh and obligatory:
quote:
What is the appeal of being naked?
Ask your wife, she loves it.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:57 am to Slippy
quote:
She texted me yesterday that she is excited because “the resorts” will start opening back up in the summer.
She obviously wants you and your sad little wiener to join them.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:57 am to Slippy
Sounds like Green Eggs and Ham.
Just try it.
Just try it.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:04 am to Slippy
Its mostly people who definitely should keep their clothes on!
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:08 am to Slippy
quote:
What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?
there is an 18 page thread on the soccer board that answers this
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:08 am to Slippy
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What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?
There is something liberating about ngaf around other people that dgaf. Nobody cares about your little weiner dude, it's ok just let it fly.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:10 am to Jimmy2shoes
quote:quit yelling!
Its mostly people who definitely should keep their clothes on!
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:10 am to Slippy
My wife and I hung around naked most of our honeymoon. But that was in private villas with a pool and nobody nearby. Hanging out naked in the sun is pretty awesome.
But from what I hear, nude beaches aren’t full of quality trim.
But from what I hear, nude beaches aren’t full of quality trim.
This post was edited on 3/26/21 at 8:12 am
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:13 am to Slippy
When I was around 8, so 1983’ish, my dad took my brother, sister, and I crabbing. We were around avery island somewhere when he decided to cut a u’ey to find a different spot. The place he pulled into to turnaround was a nudist colony. Even at 8 I thought these folks need more clothes, not less. I think it follows the same logic as youth is wasted on the young. Nudism is wasted on the fat, flabby, sloppy, old, etc.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:13 am to Slippy
quote:
What normal man wants people to see his sad little wiener flopping around under his beer belly while he plays volleyball?
Maybe he has a hog and is showing off
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:14 am to Evil Little Thing
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Who is this woman to you that she’s texting you about nude beaches? It sounds like she’s trying to get you involved.
This. OP should rethink the whole “they aren’t swingers” thing
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:15 am to The Third Leg
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Hanging out naked in the sun is pretty awesome.
Dick sunburn does not sound awesome
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:18 am to Evil Little Thing
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Who is this woman to you that she’s texting you about nude beaches? It sounds like she’s trying to get you involved.
I thought the same exact thing.
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