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re: Ever Win the Airplane Seat Lottery?
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:12 pm to FootballNostradamus
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:12 pm to FootballNostradamus
Twice in the past couple of years. Hit it off amazingly well with both.
One was on a 4 hour redeye flight. The plan was, like always, to get wasted before my flight and then just sleep the whole time. Cutie started chatting me up and we ended up talking the whole flight. She got my number and we talked for many months.
One was on a 4 hour redeye flight. The plan was, like always, to get wasted before my flight and then just sleep the whole time. Cutie started chatting me up and we ended up talking the whole flight. She got my number and we talked for many months.
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Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:15 pm to wheelr
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and we talked for many months
#friendzonelife
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:27 pm to DivotBreath
Two times when I did not know them previously.
I was flying to Pittsburgh. This IRL 8.625 is coming up the aisle. She has black curly hair and big blue eyes. She is the queen of the girls next door types. I have already nicknamed her Rackzilla in my mind.
She sits down, gives me a big smile, then proceeds to tell me how she is returning home from her boyfriends' parents house and just got engaged. By the time we landed I knew all about her fiancé and his family. She declined post-flight drinks.
Another time I sat next to a really cute blonde stewerdess. She was not working and I guess she was just catching a flight home. As soon as the flight took off, she opened a bag and took out a plastic bowl of salad. It was about a three quart bowl with about a half gallon of salad in it.
She leaned her face over and put it almost in the bowl, using a spoon to scrape huge mouthfuls of salad into it. Her face did not exit the bowl until she was empty.
I have had four broken bones and have had stitches in about 15 places. I was never even close to queasy no matter how bad it hurt. Watching this angelic looking little pig slurp this salad almost made me puke. I had to quit watching but could still hear her raking it in and chewing.
I could not look at her again, even on the walk out.
I was flying to Pittsburgh. This IRL 8.625 is coming up the aisle. She has black curly hair and big blue eyes. She is the queen of the girls next door types. I have already nicknamed her Rackzilla in my mind.
She sits down, gives me a big smile, then proceeds to tell me how she is returning home from her boyfriends' parents house and just got engaged. By the time we landed I knew all about her fiancé and his family. She declined post-flight drinks.
Another time I sat next to a really cute blonde stewerdess. She was not working and I guess she was just catching a flight home. As soon as the flight took off, she opened a bag and took out a plastic bowl of salad. It was about a three quart bowl with about a half gallon of salad in it.
She leaned her face over and put it almost in the bowl, using a spoon to scrape huge mouthfuls of salad into it. Her face did not exit the bowl until she was empty.
I have had four broken bones and have had stitches in about 15 places. I was never even close to queasy no matter how bad it hurt. Watching this angelic looking little pig slurp this salad almost made me puke. I had to quit watching but could still hear her raking it in and chewing.
I could not look at her again, even on the walk out.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:32 pm to FootballNostradamus
I hit whatever the opposite of the lottery is once.
I was flying with my wife from NC back to Lafayette for a family visit.
We get to our connecting gate in ATL and about 5 seconds after I sit down I hear "DesertTiger is that you?!" I look up and it's a girl I was banging off and on in college when my wife and I first got together. I broke it off with her pretty soon after I started dating my wife, but still.
Anyway, I spent the next very uncomfortable 30 mins making small talk with this girl I hadn't seen in 15yrs praying she didn't say anything stupid in front of my wife.
It went alright, but I was sweating that shite. I did feel vindicated in my choice though, as she had not aged well.
I was flying with my wife from NC back to Lafayette for a family visit.
We get to our connecting gate in ATL and about 5 seconds after I sit down I hear "DesertTiger is that you?!" I look up and it's a girl I was banging off and on in college when my wife and I first got together. I broke it off with her pretty soon after I started dating my wife, but still.
Anyway, I spent the next very uncomfortable 30 mins making small talk with this girl I hadn't seen in 15yrs praying she didn't say anything stupid in front of my wife.
It went alright, but I was sweating that shite. I did feel vindicated in my choice though, as she had not aged well.
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:36 pm to Rebel Land Shark
Fly to or from the following cities and your odds increase big time.
Miami
Las Vegas
NYC
"California city"
Atlanta
everywhere is filled with fatties or granola types.
Miami
Las Vegas
NYC
"California city"
Atlanta
everywhere is filled with fatties or granola types.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:05 pm to FootballNostradamus
Sat next to a really cute flight attendant who was flying home from Vegas a few years ago, with a stop in Houston where she lived. She was an Oregon grad. Really nice girl. We talked the entire flight, including some LSU and Oregon football. When she was getting off the plane in Houston (I stayed in the plane to continue to NOLA), she says....What happened in the national championship game against Bama?
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:08 pm to I Love Bama
quote:
#friendzonelife
Friends with nude photo benefits.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:15 pm to wheelr
quote:
#friendzonelife
Friends with nude photo benefits.
She probably thought you were gay. Chicks share nude photos with their gay friends all the time.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:20 pm to wheelr
quote:
#friendzonelife
Friends with nude photo benefits.
Who cares if you didn't PIIHP or have no reasonable chances at secks? You can get way better nudes from google than you ever will a girl.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:20 pm to stout
That must be it. You guys have it all figured out.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:23 pm to wheelr
Being gay is in, dude. Just roll with it.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:43 pm to stout
I love gay jokes
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:49 pm to FootballNostradamus
Typically it is older married women who sit next to me in business class , all the cute single girls are broke, and therefore have to fly coach
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:50 pm to I Love Bama
quote:
bullshite. I fly weekly and its happened to me once.
This. And if you're flying weekly you're upgraded to first or in premium economy or exit row about 98% of the time. And your seatmates are almost always another 25-55 year old male that travels for work.
Best you can hope for is some chick who didn't get a seat assignment gets the middle seat next to you on a full plane that you weren't upgraded on.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:50 pm to DonChowder
quote:
Shannon Kelly
Thanks just lost 10 minutes on brutaldildos
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:53 pm to Jcorye1
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I had already got the anti-Care Bear Stare when I put the armrest down on his fat.
Always let's the fatties know you're the row Alpha.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 4:55 pm to CptBengal
Sure don't miss flying commercial 
Posted on 6/24/15 at 5:24 pm to Tortious
quote:
Thanks just lost 10 minutes on brutaldildos
I told you what my research indicated...
Posted on 6/24/15 at 5:31 pm to FootballNostradamus
When I was in college I had an nice looking female (that I can remember) sit next to me and say "you seem to have a really kind face, so I thought you'd be great to sit next to", and then she told me she was afraid of flying and asked me if she could hug me as the plane was taking off/landing/flying, and so I did, and at the end she gave me her number....and well I was a genius at that time (sarcasm meter) and believed the whole fear of flying thing, so I only thought she was giving me her number as a thanks...ugh, stupid fricking me. 
Posted on 6/24/15 at 5:31 pm to Golfer
I've been in the back of the plane the last month since making the jump to American, and I'm convinced pretty girls don't fly AA. Sat next to a beastly broad today.
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