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Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:24 pm to FootballNostradamus
I sat next to an IRL 8.5+ on a connecting flight back from Cali. March 17, 2011. We now have 2 kids together 
Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:35 pm to FootballNostradamus
I have noted that the chicks flying in and out of N.O. are exceptionally ugly compared to many other cities. I never get my hopes up when flying in or out of N.O.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 1:23 pm to Black n Gold
Almost a few weeks ago flying Southwest to Albuquerque. This skinny hot blonde was wearing very low panty shorts with her @ss hanging out and a sports bra. I thought it was some kind of joke. As she was boarding the ticket person took her to the gift shop and made her buy a huge sweatshirt that covered everything.
She sat two seats over from me. I would have loved to hear her story.
She sat two seats over from me. I would have loved to hear her story.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 1:27 pm to Palmetto08
I was flying back from somewhere (Indianapolis?) and got assigned a seat next to a pretty cute girl in her early mid 20s.
Turns out she was from New Jersey.
She most definitely fit the stereotype of a Jersey girl.
And she wouldn't shut up.
The. Entire. Damned. Flight.
After about 30 minutes, I was praying for the plane to crash.
Turns out she was from New Jersey.
She most definitely fit the stereotype of a Jersey girl.
And she wouldn't shut up.
The. Entire. Damned. Flight.
After about 30 minutes, I was praying for the plane to crash.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:07 pm to FootballNostradamus
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She was walking back so far I thought for sure it might be my lucky day.
This happened to me on a SW flight back from NOLA last week. I had "A" boarding (OT semi-baller status obviously) and there was an open middle seat next to me. I was certain she was coming to sit in my seat, but alas, got stuck with Chubby Checker's distant cousin Flabby Freddy 
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:11 pm to FootballNostradamus
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Ever Win the Airplane Seat Lottery?
Yes. Flight back from SXM to CLT last dec. I got a free upgrade to first class and was put next to an IRL9 OT5.4 (fake boobs deduction) blonde. Had 4 hr conversation. Unfortunately I did not have enough game to join the mile high club and her father was sitting across the isle
. She caught a connecting flight to LA and I had a 4 hour layover with blue balls for my flight to Jackson MS. We did become FB friends and she is coming back to SXM this december and wants to "hang out".
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:18 pm to Pettifogger
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No, closest was when our flight got pushed and the hot girl for our flight ended up next to me on the shuttle to the hotels. When we got there and were in line at the hotel desk, she told me if they ran out of rooms she was going to sleep on the sofa in mine. I proceeded to just let her get her own room like a fricking idiot and then lost track of her after check in.
And I thought you were a pretty smart guy
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:20 pm to TheChosenOne
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sat next to a USC Song Girl on a flight from SF to LA. She was beautiful, nice, and smart. IRL 9+
My wife was sitting on the other side of me. When the girl sat down my wife gave me a smirk and I said, "Giving you the window seat finally paid off"
I was coming to post that every time I've sat in the same row with a hottie, my wife was sitting between us. Once I asked if she wanted the window after we were all seated. She rolled her eyes and said no thanks. Cock blocking, trifling wives man.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:23 pm to FootballNostradamus
I've never gotten lucky with this. Usually it's a middle or older aged woman who asks a bunch of mom questions.
I'm praying for winning the lottery on Monday, have 3 flights but not expecting any hotties from here, CLT, or PHL...
I'm praying for winning the lottery on Monday, have 3 flights but not expecting any hotties from here, CLT, or PHL...
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:24 pm to GRTiger
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was coming to post that every time I've sat in the same row with a hottie, my wife was sitting between us. Once I asked if she wanted the window after we were all seated. She rolled her eyes and said no thanks.
Cock blocking, trifling wives man.
should have got the wife to push for a threesome
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:28 pm to FootballNostradamus
Sat across the aisle from a model one time. I didn't know who she was but the flight attendants were fawning over her. She looked alright, but let's just say they can do a lot with makeup and lighting.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:30 pm to lsunurse
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The airplane seat lottery to me is having an empty row to myself.
+1
Rarely happens though. usually I'm stuck with two other big guys, while 3 tiny asians are in the next row.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:33 pm to Mung
damn near every time I've flown Spirit, I've had the exit row all to myself. Only time someone has sat next to me was my mom
also, anyone that winds up sitting next to me wins the airplane seat lottery
also, anyone that winds up sitting next to me wins the airplane seat lottery
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:36 pm to FootballNostradamus
When I was 18, i went on a cross country flight with my parents, but it was a Southwest flight so I couldn't sit near them. This cute girl that looks like she's right around my age sits next to me and we start talking. She's flying with her parents as well, but since its a full flight, she has the same problem. 2 hours into the flight, she's starting to flirt some more and then she hits me with a ton of bricks. She mentions she's starting high school. My draw drops. The chick is 14. I don't say another word the rest of the flight.
When we're getting off the plane, my mom asks me about it and I was mortified.
When we're getting off the plane, my mom asks me about it and I was mortified.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:50 pm to FootballNostradamus
Hell ... I can't even get lucky enough to get a cute stewardess. I only fly a few times a year, but I either get the attendants that have to turn sideways to get through the aisle or the male attendants that have too much sugar in their coffee.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:06 pm to FootballNostradamus
No, I haven't flown with my girlfriend yet.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:07 pm to FootballNostradamus
I personally haven't, but every woman I've sat next to has.
In all seriousness, I share candy with everyone next to me. Well except for that one bigger person who asked if I was trying to kill him because he had diabeeeeetus.
In all seriousness, I share candy with everyone next to me. Well except for that one bigger person who asked if I was trying to kill him because he had diabeeeeetus.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:09 pm to Jcorye1
I would have said yes, yes I am, you worthless fatass
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:10 pm to TH03
Ha I had already got the anti-Care Bear Stare when I put the armrest down on his fat.
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