re: Ever Win the Airplane Seat Lottery?

One other experience comes to mind. I snagged a bulkhead seat (window). The plane loaded up and a ditzy blonde snagged the middle seat. She was hot, but yammered on and on. She was a bit nervous and that only fueled her mouth. When she got up to use the bathroom, the guy in the aisle seat leaned over and said "My God, finally a break...".

Generally I am upgraded to first class

Yes, on redeye flight from Phoenix to Atlanta in the most turbulent weather I have been in the air in.

A freaking goddess in a short blue silk dress was seated beside me. We hit it off great and I jokingly asked her to join the Mile High Club. To my surprise she gave it serious thought and I might have scored if the turbulence had ever allowed the seat belt signs to go off.

I got her number and we talked several times, but always seem to be on other sides of the country and eventually we lost touch.

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I've never even sat next to a cute girl and I fly a LOT. Wtf, why can't they merge Expedia with Tinder or something and you only get to sit next to people who you match with. This sucks.

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Thanks for the idea when I become a millionaire I will let you cut my grass

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A freaking goddess in a short blue silk dress was seated beside me. We hit it off great and I jokingly asked her to join the Mile High Club. To my surprise she gave it serious thought and I might have scored if the turbulence had ever allowed the seat belt signs to go off.

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Geez ..

Rag, read what I posted, bottom of page 2

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A freaking goddess in a short blue silk dress was seated beside me. We hit it off great and I jokingly asked her to join the Mile High Club. To my surprise she gave it serious thought and I might have scored if the turbulence had ever allowed the seat belt signs to go off.

I got her number and we talked several times, but always seem to be on other sides of the country and eventually we lost touch.

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I'll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex.

I won the security lottery once by getting stuck in a long arse line in Boston with a 7ish with a great personality. She was headed back to Nebraska.

My idiot buddy left a .22 bullet in his bag and made it all the way to Clatskanie Oregon with no troubles. Flying out of Monroe. On our return flight he gets accosted by security in Portland, cuffed, stuffed and interrogated like he was Bin Laden Jr. I won that lottery because I got my row all to myself for 1,300 miles.

I was on a phx-clt flight a few weeks ago and this cute tall chick is next to me. I'm chatting her up and have her giggling and there is some steady arm and leg contact. Right before take off the flight attendant comes over and tells the girl she has to wear this sign around her neck. I ask her if she is on some kind of group trip for college. She says no I am a minor. She still cuddles all over me the whole flight and I figured I'd get her number when we land. Age of consent in NC is 16 or 17. She is held at the plane when we land and has to wait for her parents to pick her up. As I'm getting my bags I Google "minor name tag plane" and learn that those name tags are for 14 and under flying alone. Oops.