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re: Ever Win the Airplane Seat Lottery?
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:25 am to TrueTiger
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:25 am to TrueTiger
on southwest on the way to my bachelor party in vegas i asked to sit between two cougars. they were sitting together and i said its my bachelor party would you mine if i sat b/t yall.
not thinking they would oblige, they did, and bought all my drinks on the flight. got me hammered and we exchanged numbers to meet up later in the trip, but the girls in vegas made me not want to call them
not thinking they would oblige, they did, and bought all my drinks on the flight. got me hammered and we exchanged numbers to meet up later in the trip, but the girls in vegas made me not want to call them
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Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:31 am to FootballNostradamus
I sorta won the lottery on Monday. Flight from LAX to OAK and I sit next to pornstar Shannon Kelly. She was a hot mess...pill bottles everywhere, spilling drinks, etc.
After a bit of "research" in to who she is I found out that she really likes BBC and is completely blowed out in her orifices.
After a bit of "research" in to who she is I found out that she really likes BBC and is completely blowed out in her orifices.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:32 am to FootballNostradamus
No, closest was when our flight got pushed and the hot girl for our flight ended up next to me on the shuttle to the hotels. When we got there and were in line at the hotel desk, she told me if they ran out of rooms she was going to sleep on the sofa in mine. I proceeded to just let her get her own room like a fricking idiot and then lost track of her after check in.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:34 am to CajunAlum Tiger Fan
I have not had much luck lately, but did have two IRL 9's sit by me on a flight from Vegas to NOLA recently. 2 of my best experiences happened years ago. (1) There was a delay after we boarded and I deduced there was some sort of seat availability issue. I peaked down the aisle and a gorgeous girl in a short skirt was standing in the aisle. She ended up sitting next to me, former model, buyer for Yves Saint Laurent. (2) A girl attending Brown on a flight to Austin, TX. Beautiful, next-door, down-to-earth type girl longing to get back to some Mexican food.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:35 am to FootballNostradamus
I sat next to Brian Boshera once on an airplane.
Doesn't get any better than that.
Doesn't get any better than that.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:38 am to rondo
I had an entire row flying from Paris to Atlanta once... that was a score.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:39 am to FootballNostradamus
quote:Weekly flier myself. I can barely count on one hand how many times I've had really attractive women next to me. Then again, I travel during peak business travel times so its usually old business men or foreigners.
I've never even sat next to a cute girl and I fly a LOT
HOWEVER, one of the few times it did occur made for a great story. Three, very attractive mid 20's, girls boarded in the "A" group on southwest from LAX to NO and sat in the row next to me. Because I'm not a creep, married, and don't like talking on flights, I chose not to spark any conversation. I had been boozing in the airport and on the flight, so bathroom was calling. I got up to use the bathroom and upon my return, everything changed.
The girls all had a few on the flight, saw my shirt with some volleyball tournament on it, and decided to discuss volleyball. So, I obliged. Very long story short, they were going in town for a girls weekend to meet up with 5 more of their friends from across the country and wanted some local guys to hang out with. I offered a few of my friends and their phone numbers.
The girls called them, met up with them, and 3 of the girls in the group ended up have relations with 2 of the guys I offered, and some other dude my friends brought along.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:39 am to LSUBoo
Everytime I fly with my boo I win the lottery. Only once have I had a cute flight attendant, but she had a cold sore on her lip.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:40 am to The Sad Banana
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Everytime I fly with my boo I win the lottery.
She lurks here doesn't she?
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:41 am to LSUBoo
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I had an entire row flying from Paris to Atlanta once... that was a score.
Used to be pretty common for everyone to have that story. Hell as a kid I remember flights where I could pick which row I wanted to take up. Long gone.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:42 am to lsunurse
Nah...it's just troof, my friend!
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:42 am to The Sad Banana
She is very pretty 
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:45 am to FootballNostradamus
I sat next to a smoking hot chick that worked for Champion athletic apparel. She turned out to be one of those annoying bitches that would never shut up.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:46 am to Pettifogger
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No, closest was when our flight got pushed and the hot girl for our flight ended up next to me on the shuttle to the hotels. When we got there and were in line at the hotel desk, she told me if they ran out of rooms she was going to sleep on the sofa in mine. I proceeded to just let her get her own room like a fricking idiot and then lost track of her after check in.
Jesus dude. I feel like I just got punched in the nuts. She threw you that line and you let her walk?!?!
Not cool bro.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:47 am to FootballNostradamus
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Ever Win the Airplane Seat Lottery? by FootballNostradamus
Yep.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:50 am to Pettifogger
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Used to be pretty common for everyone to have that story. Hell as a kid I remember flights where I could pick which row I wanted to take up. Long gone.
Yep, airlines got tired of going bankrupt flying half empty planes.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:03 pm to FootballNostradamus
Buy more expensive seats
Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:07 pm to FootballNostradamus
shite ton of times. I had one girl ask my number once, but I told her I was married. I sorta regretted it after the fact, b.c she was soooooo hawt. A little bit older than me (30 at the time, she was maybe 38 or so).
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:21 pm to FootballNostradamus
I also still have not won the random seat drawing on flights to Vegas. Where you write your seat # on a $1 bill and put it in a bag and the flight attendant pick out a number at random.
Some whale in the seat next to me won the last time and she got all excited and knocked her drink and mini Ritz crackers all over me.
Some whale in the seat next to me won the last time and she got all excited and knocked her drink and mini Ritz crackers all over me.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:23 pm to LasVegasTiger
A friend of mine sat next to a chick who's bag got gate checked. After sitting down she decided she wanted her dildo out the bag and pitched a fit and got kicked off the plane. He posted a video of the whole ordeal on Facebook. The best part is he tries to egg her on and you hear him say "dildo's are fun"
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