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Ever Win the Airplane Seat Lottery?
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:56 am
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:56 am
IRL 8.5+ is on my flight and of course she is seated 4-5 rows in front of me. She was walking back so far I thought for sure it might be my lucky day.
I've never even sat next to a cute girl and I fly a LOT. Wtf, why can't they merge Expedia with Tinder or something and you only get to sit next to people who you match with. This sucks.
I've never even sat next to a cute girl and I fly a LOT. Wtf, why can't they merge Expedia with Tinder or something and you only get to sit next to people who you match with. This sucks.
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Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:57 am to FootballNostradamus
quote:sorry about your ugliness
I've never even sat next to a cute girl and I fly a LOT
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:59 am to FootballNostradamus
I've been lucky and sat by several cute girls. Couple I got their number and called a few times. Nothing ever worked out though. I've also been unlucky and sat next to a girl that puked all over the plane. I was lucky to make it out unscathed.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:59 am to FootballNostradamus
. I fly a lot and know exactly what you are talking about. To answer your question, nope.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:59 am to FootballNostradamus
I flew to Austin seated next to a really cute UT student. She snored the whole flight. Also the last two American Air flights I've taken had really cute blonde stewardesses.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:59 am to FootballNostradamus
quote:
Wtf, why can't they merge Expedia with Tinder or something and you only get to sit next to people who you match with. This sucks.
They actually do have a matching program they use on every purchase, but you just don't know about it.
quote:
I've never even sat next to a cute girl and I fly a LOT.
Hate to tell you this, but...
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:59 am to FootballNostradamus
Make her join the mile high club or GTFO.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:00 am to FootballNostradamus
Sat between two hot arse ladies on the way to Miami. One was a milf the other was late 20s. Both called their husbands once they got to Miami 
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 11:01 am
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:01 am to FootballNostradamus
quote:
IRL 8.5+ is on my flight and of course she is seated 4-5 rows in front of me. She was walking back so far I thought for sure it might be my lucky day
The day it actually happens will be the day you are battling the urge to fart every 2 minutes.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:02 am to FootballNostradamus
The airplane seat lottery to me is having an empty row to myself.
That or not having to sit by an obese person, sick person, or person with screaming baby. I'll take a chatty grandmother any day over the other 3 I mentioned.
That or not having to sit by an obese person, sick person, or person with screaming baby. I'll take a chatty grandmother any day over the other 3 I mentioned.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:06 am to FootballNostradamus
quote:
ver Win the Airplane Seat Lottery?
I thought you meant exit row seating.
But no, I never get to sit next to the hot chick either.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:06 am to FootballNostradamus
I did on a flight from Philly to Minneapolis but her mom was right next to her and I had the worst sinus infection of my life
I was more worried about not grossing them out or bothering them with my sickness
I was more worried about not grossing them out or bothering them with my sickness
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:06 am to FootballNostradamus
I sat next to a USC Song Girl on a flight from SF to LA. She was beautiful, nice, and smart. IRL 9+
My wife was sitting on the other side of me. When the girl sat down my wife gave me a smirk and I said, "Giving you the window seat finally paid off"
My wife was sitting on the other side of me. When the girl sat down my wife gave me a smirk and I said, "Giving you the window seat finally paid off"
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:09 am to FootballNostradamus
Several times. But it's not really like winning the lottery. Most of them get all pissed off when you start grabbing on them and will call the flight attendant. Don't grope those bitches either unless you want your flight diverted to Birmingham.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:11 am to FootballNostradamus
I sat next to 2 lesbians once.
They were actually cute, which is rare.
They were actually cute, which is rare.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:19 am to FootballNostradamus
I flew into Laffy with a stripper from California coming into Michael's for Mardi Gras weekend as a seatmate. She wasn't one of those girl next door types "working her way through school" as a dancer. She was a stripper and proud, dropping loud F-bombs throughout the flight and it was quite entertaining.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:22 am to FootballNostradamus
Once. She was having none of it.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:22 am to FootballNostradamus
quote:Yeah. I'm still alive
Ever Win the Airplane Seat Lottery?
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:23 am to TheChosenOne
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"Giving you the window seat finally paid off"
Hey there fellow middle seat purgatory friend
Posted on 6/24/15 at 11:24 am to mylsuhat
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sorry about your ugliness
That has nothing to do with seat selection
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