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re: Ever knew a”Topper”? That’s someone who feels compelled to top your story.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:04 pm to LSU-MNCBABY
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:04 pm to LSU-MNCBABY
Well done
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:04 pm to Cycledude
Years ago when the ex wife and me moved out, we lived in these apartments. We had a pretty good circle of friends living there.
There was this one dike lady who would always somehow show up at these parties we had. She was a real dike butch carpet muncher.
She would top every damn story ever told. It was bad.
She even somehow tried to top a Navy Seal’s Vietnam Story.
This guy just looked at me like this bitch is stupid as hell and has no idea what she is talking about.
I just nodded my head…. Damn I could not stand her.
There was this one dike lady who would always somehow show up at these parties we had. She was a real dike butch carpet muncher.
She would top every damn story ever told. It was bad.
She even somehow tried to top a Navy Seal’s Vietnam Story.
This guy just looked at me like this bitch is stupid as hell and has no idea what she is talking about.
I just nodded my head…. Damn I could not stand her.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:05 pm to Cycledude
Yes, I have been on the OT...
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:25 pm to FightinTigersDammit
My brother is a bit of a teller of tall tales.
Have you ever had someone steal a story you told them, then have them tell it to you later like it was their story? My wife has a friend that has done it numerous times. It's become a running gag around her group of friends.
Have you ever had someone steal a story you told them, then have them tell it to you later like it was their story? My wife has a friend that has done it numerous times. It's become a running gag around her group of friends.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:30 pm to Chicken
Somebody already topped you, Chicken. See post #3, page 1
"I call those guys Stan.
It means:
shite
That
Ain’t
Nothing"
"I call those guys Stan.
It means:
shite
That
Ain’t
Nothing"
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:01 pm to Cycledude
One upper
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:11 pm to Napoleon
quote:
Yes. A friend of mine so bad at this. That he's been dead 18 years now and we still use his name whenever we talk about someone always one upping someone else.
He's probably bragging about this fact in the afterlife.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 4:28 pm to Cycledude
Yep, had one I worked with who was also a pathological liar, so no matter how insane the story, he had a better one.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:23 pm to Cycledude
My son-in-law will top anything you say. For example, he and our daughter live only four blocks away. I have a state-of-the-art weather station. If I tell him we had an inch of rain last night, he says they got two inches even though his rain gauge is only a clear plastic cup. If I tell him we got 25 mph winds last night, he says they got 35 mph winds, although he has no anemometer.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:30 pm to Cycledude
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:31 pm to Cycledude
One upper
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:34 pm to Cycledude
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:37 pm to MWP
Great story. But I got one better...
O frick
O frick
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:13 pm to Clark14
Yeah, usually the kids that went to Jesuit.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:15 pm to Cycledude
There has to be a Curb episode about this.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 1:58 am to Cycledude
quote:
Ever knew a”Topper”? That’s someone who feels compelled to top your story.
Not sure it's the same thing, but sometimes when stories are getting told, I like to tell about my biggest frickups.. Like when my Galaxy 500 ran over my date and didn't hurt her
Or when I nearly got killed by a gar...or the time..
Posted on 3/25/25 at 2:42 am to Cycledude
Wait until you get old and start going to Dr. Dujour, never ask an old person "how are you doing?" unless you have some time to waste. We do it for fun:
" I had an aortic stint put in this morning, no anesthesia"
"Oh yeah, last week I had a double knee replacement with a root canal"
"That's nothing, I have triple pancreatic cancer that has spread to the infected corn on my little toe, I'll pay for lunch today, I want my last check to bounce."
" I had an aortic stint put in this morning, no anesthesia"
"Oh yeah, last week I had a double knee replacement with a root canal"
"That's nothing, I have triple pancreatic cancer that has spread to the infected corn on my little toe, I'll pay for lunch today, I want my last check to bounce."
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:09 am to Cycledude
Probably already said but I will hold on to my own story at times just so I’m not that guy.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:21 am to Cycledude
Topper?
That's a first....
It's always been a "One upper"
That's a first....
It's always been a "One upper"
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