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re: Enjoying my last solid food for the next little while....
Posted on 6/24/26 at 6:32 am to Lonnie Utah
Posted on 6/24/26 at 6:32 am to Lonnie Utah
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Posted on 6/24/26 at 7:17 am to Lonnie Utah
i had my first one earlier this year.
after however many hours of shitting water, then shitting air, then water and air, i show up ready to be scoped.
nurse goes through all the preliminary questions etc, then says remove all clothing but your shirt, place them in the bag and I'll be right back. the body still in shock from the number of toilet runs, i drop trow and I'm a little less manly at that moment. i guess that's one of the last things i remember prior to going under.
the next image i have in reality is my wife shaking her head and me asking what did i do? to which she responds "you're such an idiot". well no shite, but what did i do. she said i announced from the procedure room all the way to where she was waiting for me that "I felt it was very important for everyone to know that I'm a grower, and not a show'er".
well, i guess i felt it was important.
after however many hours of shitting water, then shitting air, then water and air, i show up ready to be scoped.
nurse goes through all the preliminary questions etc, then says remove all clothing but your shirt, place them in the bag and I'll be right back. the body still in shock from the number of toilet runs, i drop trow and I'm a little less manly at that moment. i guess that's one of the last things i remember prior to going under.
the next image i have in reality is my wife shaking her head and me asking what did i do? to which she responds "you're such an idiot". well no shite, but what did i do. she said i announced from the procedure room all the way to where she was waiting for me that "I felt it was very important for everyone to know that I'm a grower, and not a show'er".
well, i guess i felt it was important.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 7:23 am to La Squared
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Had my 1st one 3 weeks ago and the prep day wasn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting. Going light the day or 2 before the prep day was the smart move.
Everyone I talked to about it stated it was such an ordeal to empty out. Now that I've done it and did the light diet for a day and half, the prep day really wasn't that bad. I'm assuming all the horror/hero stories I heard were form people eating full on meals up to the day of prep.
I went the no anesthesia route. I decided I wanted to see the show, and it really wasn't that bad.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 7:31 am to Napoleon
quote:Because the clinical trials in the US were conducted in College Station.
In Asia you get a colon exam by swallowing a pill that you later shite out. The pill also films your entire digestive system. Why are we still forcing invasive cameras in people's assess??
The cameras kept getting traded from arse to Mouth over and over and over again.
Hence the name: Texas A&M
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