re: Enjoying my last solid food for the next little while....

I had the procedure done for the first time last week. I had to step in the bathroom again just before they called my name but they seemed unconcerned. I did have an issue about 12 hours after the procedure. Apparently air is pumped in you to make room for the camera. I had severe pains from the air that evening. It felt like wisdom teeth moving, kidney stones, stomach pains, with gas all at the same time. It lasted for about 5 hours until my wife googled the issue and read a recommendation to lay on your left side. That began working very quickly to expel the trapped gas and relieve the pain.

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Eta: just finished off my 2nd roll of tp and I've been using it sparingly....

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Pro tip:

Get you one of these rolls, and if you never need two god help your arsehole.

Also a bidet may help too to cool the ring of fire.

Lonnie, my Doctor uses Propofol now. I was out in seconds but when I woke up I felt fine and could have driven my car

The worst part about the whole procedure is the " getting ready" part

Mine is tomorrow actually. First time I will be under any kind of sedation in my life.

The directions make it easy and fool proof. Not as gross as probably a lot of people imagine.

So good all the way around. They had scheduled me for a endoscopy as well because of chronic reflux. So that's good. 7 years before I have to repeat.

But apparently I was a case waking up. Told the doc and nurses how beautiful I thought my wife was and when she walked in I told her that there was plenty of room in the bed if she wanted to crawl in with me. The nurses said, "Why don't we wait until we're home for that." Fortunately, my wife loved the flattery. According to her everyone was giggling and laughing the whole time. I remember none of it.....

Just finished my procedure. I’m eating a sticky fingers right now.

So that was quite interesting for a first time procedure. You get in, do the prelim shite, changed and get poked, wheeled off to various waiting areas, then finally into a room where 3 folks are rapidly attaching shite to your body and face. 12 or more wires hanging down, but you don't care because you've just been given anathesia. Now you're waking up, nothing attached, procedure fine, you leave and go home with pictures of your body.

It could be mistaken for the plot of an alien abduction.

Did they find your head?
jk

Glad all was well.

That’s funny. My oldest son is a weirdo in sedation. When he comes out there is no telling what he will say. First time was going in about zombies and nazis. Guessing video games. Last time sounded like Rick Flair celebrating a match. Whoo. Whoo. Whoo and just looking crazy.

2nd said he say Indians shooting arrows and chasing people around. HA. The office had Indian paintings everywhere so that’s the last thing he saw.
Damn weird kids. 100% that came from their moms side