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Dumb spellings of normal names.

Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:35 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35945 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:35 am
I just realized this guy I work with name is spelled Jakeobb.


Why?

Why would you take a name like Jacob, which has been shortened to Jake by many in the past, and then make it longer by adding on to the shortened version?

Why the frick would someone do that?
Posted by Greenbeanj37
St. George
Member since Dec 2020
667 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:37 am to
La-a
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:37 am to
quote:

Location: Alabama


That’s why
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26056 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:38 am to
Because stupid women name their children based on the amount of attention it will get them on social media.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6251 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:40 am to
Because everyone wants to be Diff’rent and Speshell these days.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7673 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:40 am to
Dumbest I’ve seen was Ceauxdy.
Posted by Le Tenia
Member since Feb 2015
4450 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:42 am to
What's dumber than the spelling is the fact that you are just now realizing it and it has been on his nametag all along. You must work drive thru. Solid brag.
This post was edited on 12/18/20 at 10:07 am
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:42 am to
Always go with a tried and true name with normal spelling or you’re setting your child up for at best annoying conversations their entire life.

You’re Naming a person. Not just a child.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65526 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Why would you take a name like Jacob, which has been shortened to Jake by many in the past, and then make it longer by adding on to the shortened version?
I can’t call it brah, maybe it’s the something about that name.

State Farm “woke” up one morning and Jake had magically turned African-American.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Always go with a tried and true name with normal spelling or you’re setting your child up for at best annoying conversations their entire life.

You’re Naming a person. Not just a child.




This...what kind of life are you sentencing Jaxon or Braedun to?

Remember when the most controversial thing was if your name was Steven or Stephen...or John vs Jon? WTF happened?

Sincerely,

Mackswell
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29240 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:46 am to
Had one at work the other day

Deecynber

So in 18 years at the strip club they can announce her as the one who puts the “SIN”
In deecynber
Posted by Greenbeanj37
St. George
Member since Dec 2020
667 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:47 am to
My grandmother told me story of when she was a teacher she could not pronounce a girls name in her class. So she called the mom in and was like how do you pronounce shithead the mom goes sheetheaad.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53028 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:48 am to
The Kayleigh, Hayleigh, Bayleigh thing rustles me.
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19294 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:49 am to
A few I know

Jaekub
Xzayver(Xavier)
Trynyty(trinity)

Jaekub and Xzayver are siblings.
This post was edited on 12/18/20 at 7:50 am
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1464 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:53 am to
I mean some parents just so happen to misspell a name on a birth certificate. Happened to someone I know.
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1890 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:53 am to
Just check out the local 10pm news or the crime report section in your local paper to get your fill of stupid names and worst spellings
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39165 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:53 am to
Ginnifer and Geoff have always bothered me
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16448 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:54 am to
quote:

So in 18 years at the strip club they can announce her as the one who puts the “SIN”
In deecynber


Strippers don’t use their real name silly.
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:54 am to
Jhon

It’s John you dumb motherfricker!
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32776 posts
Posted on 12/18/20 at 7:55 am to
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