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re: Dude is driving through Alabama and says it feels hes in the 90s

Posted on 9/18/25 at 7:35 am to
Posted by pochejp
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2007
8027 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 7:35 am to
quote:

If people want to time travel, they should dine-in at a Ward’s anywhere in Mississippi.


I made that mistake once, in New Augusta on Hwy 98.

Two bites, in the garbage.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26122 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 7:43 am to
Ok? The 90s were like 10 years ago what’s the big deal
Posted by RibsandWhiskey
Metry
Member since Aug 2011
784 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 7:52 am to
What the frick is he driving?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61469 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 7:53 am to
He's in Alabama and his chin is in Mississippi.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22876 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 7:59 am to
Was he even alive in the 90s?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71935 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:05 am to
How the hell would he know what the 90s felt like when it’s obvious he was, at best, maybe a toddler when the 90s ended?
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
17784 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:19 am to
I thought screech died

What kind of vehicle was he in?
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5151 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:19 am to
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It’s also Bessemer. If I drove through the shittiest part of any state I’m sure it would feel the same



Wow that says a lot. I can name you places in any state, especially liberal paradises, that are far worse than Bessemer. What a dick.

Rockford Illinois, Harvey Illinois
Albany NY Buffalo NY
Sacramento CA, Fresno CA

See this isn't hard. Wonder what he thought of Mountain Brook, Fairhope, or Spring Hill?
Posted by BigFatPig
Member since Nov 2020
322 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:42 am to
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10384 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:48 am to
quote:

He is in old town Bessemer, nothing has been updated there since before the 90s.


They do have the Brightstar restaurant which is awesome. He needs to drive on 82 towards Mississippi and check out Gordo and Reform too
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
7621 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

During the 2000s 2 towns stuck out to me that we're like that when i was traveling. Lake Providence looked like it was from the 60s and New Iberia looked like it was stuck in in the 70s.


Funny because New Iberia is where they filmed the True Detective scene where McCaughnahey looks around and says, "this place is like someone's memory of a town, and the memory is fading"
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53550 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 9:14 am to
I mean the 90s were pretty awesome…
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13881 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 9:17 am to
Wait until he stops at Bright Star for lunch.
This post was edited on 9/18/25 at 9:18 am
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3479 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 9:17 am to
A guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. Bartender says I’ll serve you, but don’t try and start anything.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3527 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 9:33 am to
quote:


I mean the 90s were pretty awesome…

but after that, music died.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16604 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 11:03 am to
quote:


It’s also Bessemer. If I drove through the shittiest part of any state I’m sure it would feel the same


If you think Bessemer is the worst place in Alabama you must never have been in Selma. It is the boil on the a-hole of the state.

Horrible place, horrible people. Zero out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5344 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 11:14 am to
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He's got the Hapsburg jaw


So, using the inductive form of reasoning, there’s at least a moderate probability that he was on the Lolita Express.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 11:24 am to
It looks like he is driving north out of port allen.. Or any other small town in the south,
Posted by Deep Fried Gravy
Member since Oct 2023
175 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 11:27 am to
quote:

If Jay Leno's chin had a son..

FIFY
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55870 posts
Posted on 9/18/25 at 11:32 am to
As someone who has driven through there many, many times, "the 90s" is not what springs to mind.
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