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Local government’s been raping people for decades, but until now they’ve been too lazy to call anyone back.
This is awesome. Y’all kinda look alike.

re: 40 kilograms of flour?

Posted by Deep Fried Gravy on 9/30/26 at 8:34 am to
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Rahman
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swapped out for flour
Rahmen noodles?
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Dixon McMakin got the stadium announcer job because of connections. It's tough to follow a legend like Dan Borne,
Borne’s a great man and a legend. FWIW: Borne was also extremely well-connected politically before, during, and after being the voice of Saturday Night in Death Valley. I have no problem with that for anyone who genuinely loves LSU. I think McMakin will continue to improve just like Borne did.

The SE EZ video board being blank was unacceptable last night and should never happen again. It has to work seven days a year.
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As a man there's no temptation or desire to have sex with another man to the point where there's some kind of decision involved, if you're a true heterosexual.
I agree. Thank you, Dwight Schrute, for adding clarity to a joke about Pete Golding.
Homosexuality is a decision not condition.
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put that Morgan’s in the freezer and when you make a drink it will be ice ice cold baby.
This approach technically works with absolutely anything you put in a freezer.
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Why is he getting a check at all? Because he was Arch Manning's tackle in high school?
Ummmmmmm. Somebody wanna tell him? Do you even Get the gat, breh?
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during a meaningless game against Tech
If we happened to lose that game would you consider it “meaningless?”

“Never underestimate any opponent.”
-Mr. Miyagi, quoting Vince Lombardi
Not the way you’d expect. It’s gonna be real subtle. It’ll start by convincing everyone it should have the right to vote. Then it’ll gradually whine a lot about pay inequality, how hard it is to be a teacher, limitless genders, nurses are doctors too, and use hormonal imbalances as an excuse for everything inconvenient. Then, eventually, it’ll start having a Chinese billionaire’s children via surrogacy. That’s when we’ll know we’re finally approaching The End.
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Da’Shaun L. Harrison’s
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In their book, Harrison
Dude’s so fat he actually needs a pronoun referring to more than one person.
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It’s ole miss, the frat bros are all talk
The Grove: World’s Largest Outdoor Gay Bar.
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Lynarise Elpheage
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Former Carver Ram and Tulane Greenie...and is an exceptional dude!
In 2004 he was inducted into Lord of the Rings Full Name Hall of Fame.
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Lynarise Elpheage
This sounds like an incurable medical condition.
He was destructive and corrupt. His family continues to benefit from some of the most crooked ill gotten oil leases in state history. He built thousands of miles of what were later discovered to be substandard roads. He put public hospitals and universities across the state that we still pay for but do not need.

All of it for personal political gain. He was amazing for LSU but everything else makes him a 100 year disaster rolled into about six and a half years in office. Most people think he was in office for decades. He wasn’t. Shot dead in the Capitol while screwing over the state.
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sutle
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rednition


The only thing worth keeping from your entire post.
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My buddy ate the boil snail
Procuring rat lungworm is a weird party joke.
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Trump should have just pulled a Johnny ringo in front of them
Doc Holliday would’ve been cooler.