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re: Dude gets humiliated by (5/10) wife at wedding ceremony

Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:53 am to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
34105 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:53 am to
In a Catholic Church, this would be invalid. The vows aren't just a cute thing people say but essential for the validity of the sacrament.
They’re getting married outside, it’s not a Catholic wedding
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1885 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:53 am to
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In a Catholic Church, this would be invalid. The vows aren't just a cute thing people say but essential for the validity of the sacrament.


Better say the magic words or it doesn’t count! No one gives a frick
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27564 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:55 am to
Yes. Because the words are connected with meaning, just like I assume you want the words in your post to be connected with meaning.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5799 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:57 am to
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The first red flag is the fact it’s an outdoor ceremony, completely stripping it of any sacred meaning.


JFC, and I thought I was overreacting about the lack of concubines.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
20179 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:57 am to
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The whole thing was like a total joke, groomsmen throwing out mini bottles fireball walking down the aisle with Lil Jon playing, the reverend or whatever doing a standup comedy bit…


That’s the people you’re friends with being trashy, not the fault of the venue
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
44092 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:00 am to
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The first red flag is the fact it’s an outdoor ceremony, completely stripping it of any sacred meaning.

This chick wears white, I doubt some 35 year old ish chick getting married at an outdoor ceremony is a virgin, no need to wear white and pretend to be “pure”



Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1885 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:00 am to
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Yes. Because the words are connected with meaning, just like I assume you want the words in your post to be connected with meaning.


Good thing there are lots of words to choose from and most of them have meaning
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19201 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:01 am to
You're taking this way too seriously... especially for some folks that you don't know at all
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3544 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:01 am to
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Better say the magic words or it doesn’t count! No one gives a frick

I mean…if you’re part of a faith tradition (or any tradition for that matter) that has a precise definition of marriage, then it would make sense for the vows to have an equal level of precision.

Not sure it matters since as others have put it, they’re probably not Catholic, and I’m not either. Just pointing out that there’s a practical reason for having specific vows for some people.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
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Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:02 am to
Yeah, but once you decide that people can say whatever they want, you have no way of determining if they have meaning. Which is pretty damn important for a social contract.

Civil marriage has jumped the shark, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36240 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:06 am to
Busted
This post was edited on 10/13/26 at 10:11 am
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1885 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:10 am to
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Yeah, but once you decide that people can say whatever they want, you have no way of determining if they have meaning.


This is genuinely inane.

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Civil marriage has jumped the shark, and you can't convince me otherwise.


The Catholic Church jumped the shark fricking centuries ago.
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
17654 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:47 am to
That's a silly thing to say. Jesus did most of his teachings outdoors including the Sermon on the Mount.

I would love to see a wedding here for example -

And no it's not AI. See link below -



LINK



Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
10554 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:19 am to
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Better say the magic words or it doesn’t count! No one gives a frick


Why even go through all the pomp and circumstance if it doesn’t have any meaning, or it’s just equivalent to signing some business contract? Which is how most modern secularists view marriage.

Secularists always want the aesthetics of something Christian without any of the meaning behind it. And it always devolves into nothing but a big joke.

Guarantee this woman is going to make life hell for this guy within 5 years at least.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Spiced groves of ceaseless verdure
Member since Sep 2003
141780 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 11:54 am to
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I’m sorry I couldn’t hear there was a weird echo from the forehead
Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
5552 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 12:20 pm to
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She will be banging some other dude within two years.
Can confirm.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1990 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 12:37 pm to
If she wanted to change the vows to not include “for richer or for poorer” that would have been a simple thing to do, understandable even.

Making a joke about the vow, while making said vow, is a major red flag.

If you turn to the audience say something like ‘please keep the red dot steady, it’s distracting’ well that’s not a joke about the vows directly.

This has to raise the question if the vows are legally binding, or even matter at all in the event of divorce proceedings.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12463 posts
Posted on 10/13/26 at 1:41 pm to
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After the pastor said “for richer or for poorer”, she said “for richer or for richer”.



At least she was being honest. That ugly dude obviously has money and if he loses it she's gone too
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