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Drunk Florida Deputy arrested for felony elder abuse after bar fight.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:13 pm
Baw 44, was drunk trying to mack on memaw when papaw fronted him up.
I have embarrased myself a few times at the club but I would committ Seppuko if this was my life, 4PM drunk as F trying to hook up with 71 year old granny.
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I have embarrased myself a few times at the club but I would committ Seppuko if this was my life, 4PM drunk as F trying to hook up with 71 year old granny.
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This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:18 pm to Strannix
Looks like a lesson in old man strength was learned that day.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:20 pm to Jim Rockford
Baw in shades put him in a headlock, doing some reading about this cop and he's a real shitbird, also found a real rabbit hole with a guy who had beef with Volusia Count Sheriff Chitwood, wonder if any of our Floridaman posters have any insight.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:34 pm to Btrtigerfan
Floridaing like a MF, in Bama it would be the same but she would be his great Aunt.
Bawpaw woulda checked his knuckles.
Bawpaw woulda checked his knuckles.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:55 pm to Strannix
Good stuff here. Baw with the shades had the slowest choke hold take down of all time. Probably easing himself down for a softer landing.
ETA: I counted 2 pairs of jorts and 1 skort in that video. Florida AF.
ETA: I counted 2 pairs of jorts and 1 skort in that video. Florida AF.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:58 pm to Sharlo
Deputy Cougarhunter is a rough looking 44
Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:47 pm to Strannix
Whatever bottom you think you can hit, I guarantee it isn’t as low as this guy.
Posted on 7/8/26 at 12:19 am to Strannix
Two felonies. The sheriff did not cut his deputy any slack either. Rare that you see a blue criticize their own and praise a citizen for stepping him to put an officer (off duty) in a chock hold to subdue him. Sounds like deputy will be fired if sheriff’s threats reign true. Lot of good came from a messed up situation.
Posted on 7/8/26 at 12:28 am to Strannix
Don’t we need pics of the 71 year old woman before we condemn him?
Posted on 7/8/26 at 12:58 am to Sharlo
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slowest choke hold take down of all time
A true air choke is by its nature slow, a RNC is choking blood to the brain not air. If he had gotten a true RNC on pretenda pimp he would have dropped out from under fairly quickly.
Posted on 7/8/26 at 3:41 am to Obtuse1
He is not the first, or the last officer, to lose his job over some twang
That has ended many, many careers
That has ended many, many careers
Posted on 7/8/26 at 3:49 am to Strannix
quote:That Florida humidity will do straaaange things to the human mind.
4PM drunk as F trying to hook up with 71 year old granny.
Posted on 7/8/26 at 5:41 am to Gulf Coast Tiger
quote:Careers, Lives, Kingdoms*, Businesses, Armies (Trojan Wars), etc.
That has ended many, many careers
Its rivals are Power & Money.
And there’s interplay between them all.
Not sure which one’s corruption is “worse”.
*In the UK alone it’s arguable that Charles I’s demise was due to his devotion to his Catholic Frenchy-person Queen. And then numb-nut Edward VIII’s hijinxs 90 years ago….
Posted on 7/8/26 at 5:50 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Looks like a lesson in old man strength was learned that day.
You talking about the 56 year old that put him in a chokehold?
Posted on 7/8/26 at 6:34 am to Strannix
Volusia is like the Plaquemins of Florida.
Posted on 7/8/26 at 10:29 am to go ta hell ole miss
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Two felonies. The sheriff did not cut his deputy any slack either.
I know a guy who spent a year in jail over a similar situation. Drunk, off duty cop in Indiana continued f’ing with him in a bar, it got physical, the home county of the cop did take care of him. My guy got completely railroaded. He was in Indiana working and his wife and kids were without him for a year.
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