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Drunk Florida Deputy arrested for felony elder abuse after bar fight.

Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:13 pm
Baw 44, was drunk trying to mack on memaw when papaw fronted him up.

I have embarrased myself a few times at the club but I would committ Seppuko if this was my life, 4PM drunk as F trying to hook up with 71 year old granny.

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This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 10:46 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:18 pm to
Looks like a lesson in old man strength was learned that day.
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:20 pm to
Baw in shades put him in a headlock, doing some reading about this cop and he's a real shitbird, also found a real rabbit hole with a guy who had beef with Volusia Count Sheriff Chitwood, wonder if any of our Floridaman posters have any insight.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 10:25 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:31 pm to
This Florida AF.
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:34 pm to
Floridaing like a MF, in Bama it would be the same but she would be his great Aunt.

Bawpaw woulda checked his knuckles.
Posted by Sharlo
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:55 pm to
Good stuff here. Baw with the shades had the slowest choke hold take down of all time. Probably easing himself down for a softer landing.

ETA: I counted 2 pairs of jorts and 1 skort in that video. Florida AF.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 10:58 pm
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:58 pm to
Deputy Cougarhunter is a rough looking 44
Posted by Giantkiller
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 11:47 pm to
Whatever bottom you think you can hit, I guarantee it isn’t as low as this guy.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 12:19 am to
Two felonies. The sheriff did not cut his deputy any slack either. Rare that you see a blue criticize their own and praise a citizen for stepping him to put an officer (off duty) in a chock hold to subdue him. Sounds like deputy will be fired if sheriff’s threats reign true. Lot of good came from a messed up situation.
Posted by dstone12
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 12:28 am to
Don’t we need pics of the 71 year old woman before we condemn him?
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 12:58 am to
quote:

slowest choke hold take down of all time


A true air choke is by its nature slow, a RNC is choking blood to the brain not air. If he had gotten a true RNC on pretenda pimp he would have dropped out from under fairly quickly.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 3:41 am to
He is not the first, or the last officer, to lose his job over some twang

That has ended many, many careers
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 3:49 am to
quote:

4PM drunk as F trying to hook up with 71 year old granny.
That Florida humidity will do straaaange things to the human mind.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 5:41 am to
quote:

That has ended many, many careers
Careers, Lives, Kingdoms*, Businesses, Armies (Trojan Wars), etc.

Its rivals are Power & Money.

And there’s interplay between them all.

Not sure which one’s corruption is “worse”.

*In the UK alone it’s arguable that Charles I’s demise was due to his devotion to his Catholic Frenchy-person Queen. And then numb-nut Edward VIII’s hijinxs 90 years ago….
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 5:50 am to
quote:

Looks like a lesson in old man strength was learned that day.


You talking about the 56 year old that put him in a chokehold?
Posted by jizzle6609
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 6:30 am to
That’s 44 holy frick.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 6:34 am to
Volusia is like the Plaquemins of Florida.
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 6:45 am to
LINK

This guy has a website obviously with an axe to grind against baw and sheriff he is saying baw paid cash using an alias for properties over a million dollars.
Posted by High C
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Two felonies. The sheriff did not cut his deputy any slack either.


I know a guy who spent a year in jail over a similar situation. Drunk, off duty cop in Indiana continued f’ing with him in a bar, it got physical, the home county of the cop did take care of him. My guy got completely railroaded. He was in Indiana working and his wife and kids were without him for a year.
Posted by The Torch
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Posted on 7/8/26 at 10:33 am to
44 / 71 come on man
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