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Good stuff here. Baw with the shades had the slowest choke hold take down of all time. Probably easing himself down for a softer landing. :lol:

ETA: I counted 2 pairs of jorts and 1 skort in that video. Florida AF. :rotflmao:
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You sound insecure, noob.

How many Manchester United shirts do you own? Be honest.
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This tournament was a chance to bring millions of new fans to the sport in this country. Win or lose, in the end people can accept getting beat. What they can’t accept is watching a team that doesn’t look like it’s giving everything it has



Exactly. For casual viewers like me, the optics of last night were particularly awful. Those guys just looked out classed, both both athletically and mentally. There was no sense of urgency and people in key positions seem to have no idea about what they were doing.

Nobody wants to see their country represented that way.
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you would have to be more than ignorant to not recognize how we played last night was not representative of our performance at this world cup.


Lordy, the copium is flowing today.

You would have to be “more than ignorant” to not acknowledge the historical pattern of USA soccer folding like a house of cards as soon as they play the actual top-tier teams in any given WC.

The US is an elite country in most respects, even athletically if you look at the gold medal counts from the Olympics, yet we will seemingly never be elite at soccer.
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Ask Italy if they would rather do what we did or be at home.


Ok, but Italy has won several WCs. We never get over the hump.

Unrelated question, if you will be so kind as to indulge me: how did we make it all the way to the round of 16 with this goalie?

On that play that will go down in infamy, he looked just totally lost. Is that not strange to see at this level?

Was this guy a backup standing in for the starter?
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Please stop thinking you have any understanding about the soccer culture in this country


Soccer culture in this country is getting its arse kicked by other countries.
Like many baws, I played football and baseball and had no interest in soccer. Still don’t, really.

But every four years or so, I get sucked into this World Cup nonsense because it falls in the absolute doldrum of sports that matter in the US.

So tonight I sat down and watched USA soccer get bitch-slapped by a wimpy little country that is slightly smaller than Maryland.

Here’s what I saw:

When they finally had the nation’s attention, USA soccer absolutely caved. Belgium looked better at every position.

They executed coherent offensive and defensive schemes, and at no point did their goalie seem to be high.

All night team USA played soft and tentative. They looked lost and overwhelmed by the moment.

Hopefully, this was enough of an embarrassing arse-kicking that the vast majority of Americans will forget about this silly game played by dramatic little men who shave their legs.

In this country, all of our best athletes will continue to play football, basketball, and baseball because that’s where all the cultural capital and, of course, the money is.

I think there was an opportunity tonight to maybe challenge that some, had this team showed up with a little bit of heart, a little bit of grit, and a little bit of balls.

That did not happen.

Sorry, soccer bros. I guess you’ll have to keep wearing jerseys from professional teams in other countries.


re: Trump stole Toyota

Posted by Sharlo on 7/6/26 at 6:16 pm to
Good. Now get rid of all those shitty v6 twin turbos and bring back the best V8 ever made.
Keep Austin weird!

Isn't that what all the bumper stickers say?

Mission accomplished.

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To be fair, the same thing is happening in every major city in the US. Maybe not in a $135M library, but the homeless issue has national scale.

What's tricky is that so many of these folks are either severely mentally ill, or have permanently cooked their brains with meth, fent, or whatever.

All the potential solutions are distasteful to me....but that doesn't mean that they aren't the only viable options.

Here's what I think it would take to make a dent:

1. National or at least regional scale with multiple connected states cooperating.

2. Some kind of involuntary assessment program. When they encounter LEOs for doing whatever wrong, they need to be professionally assessed and sorted into two categories: Fixable and unfixable.

3. Those who can be helped and want to be helped should be given options and some kind of on-ramp to society. Those who cannot be helped probably need to be institutionalized.

4. 3 strikes rule for the ones who appear fixable.

Two big challenges for me personally:

1. I don't want to pay for that and for a bunch of people's bad choices.

2. Involuntary assessments and institutionalization are creepy as hell to me and would probably be abused by shitbird bureaucrats.

But I honestly don't know what else would work. It will take some extreme measures, or we'll just have to surrender public urban spaces to them.

These people aren't capable of fixing themselves, clearly.
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Was McCain just a uniparty sacrifice to get Hillary or Obama in?


I think he was a cranky, arrogant, entitled old man that truly believed it was "his turn," and he always came off as annoyed that the entire political right didn't just file in behind him.

He fundamentally misread the electorate with respect to the war, and then as someone else said he played the financial crisis poorly.

ETA: I do not think he was some kind of dem or uniparty shill.
Pure evil.

Walz is also a dumbass, but he is absolutely evil for pardoning a monster like this.

What decent man wouldn't take every opportunity to throw the book at a convicted SO if given the opportunity?
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Reed & Pavia


those dudes cooked a lot of defenses.

As other have pointed out, our offense's ineptitude kept D on the field way too much, and they often looked winded.

Key injuries hurt, too.

I think D makes a huge leap this year based on talent, third year in the system, and returning starters.

re: LSU Lake Project

Posted by Sharlo on 7/1/26 at 2:16 pm to
The "lakes" are a swamp. They were a swamp for thousands of years before a bunch of dumbasses decided to dig holes in the swamp as part of a back to work program in the 1930s.

Guess what? The swamp wanted to be a swamp again, so it silted in and another bunch of dumbasses dredged them out in the 80s.

Guess what? That damned swamp wanted to keep swamping, so it silted in again until a new bunch of dumbasses spent uphill of $60M to dredge the swamp again and pull out a bunch of dead trees.

Crazy idea: Let the damned swamp be a swamp. Make it a big wetlands restoration project and get federal money to make it the best gotdamn swamp in Louisiana. Whatever.

But stop digging holes in the damned swamp and expecting to end up with Lake Ontario.
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If you have to hold a convention to remind everyone of how successful your policies are, are they really successful?


Smells desperate to me. They're seeing the dismal pole numbers and poor sentiment toward the Iran mess and the economy and are looking for a way to influence the narrative.

It may be worth it, but this does not seem like a positive indicator to me.

re: Stay classy ole miss

Posted by Sharlo on 6/30/26 at 10:38 pm to
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Currently in skagway Alaska just had a group of 3 ole miss fans walk up to me and my son ( i had lsu backpack )and say we are gonna beat your a$$ come September and start chanting hotty toddy.


I live among the enemy and have gotten a few versions of this lately. (Admittedly less trashy as I'm an old, sketchy looking dude instead of a small child, but same vibe.)

But the biggest tell to me is that OM fans are so focused on that date. I want to beat them, but like most LSU fans, I see it as just another game we need to win to make the playoff. The bear/shark/rebs seem to have their entire identity wrapped up in the outcome of that game.

The biggest difference between the two programs/fan bases to me is that LSU embraces our irreverant, trashy, black sheep status at scale...but in general, at the individual level, I keep hearing from others that LSU fans are always great to interact with.

The shark/bear/rebs, on the other hand, pretend to be all hoity-toity, fancy, classy, upper crust or whatever, and over the course of my life, almost without exception, are a bunch of douchy a-holes as individuals.

Oh yeah, and I guess the other difference is all the hardware in our football ops building -- natties, SEC championships, etc -- and the reb/bear/sharks ain't got squat.
Wow.

I'm shocked that the Iranians aren't honoring the cease-fire that we spent weeks to get in place.

It's almost like it was a stalling tactic so they could regroup and get all their SoH mischief (ie, leverage) going again.

This will go on for years.

Good thing POTUS promised us no more endless wars in the ME.

/sarcasm
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I’ll bet Parliament, 10 Downing Street and Buckingham Palace are all at a comfortable 72 degrees though.


No kidding. That's the top of the "cooling hierarchy".

Unreal that they aren't rioting over this. Their dipshot govt is just straight up telling them to die, especially old folks. F that.

re: Fun to watch, cruise ship brawl.

Posted by Sharlo on 6/26/26 at 7:22 am to
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This sort of thing doesn’t happen on their regular 7 day cruises. I know because we regularly go on their 7 day cruises on average every other year, and have done so for years. We leave on our next one in less than a month. But these 3-4 day cheap cruises are killing go their reputation to the point is costing them customers.


It really does have an effect. My wife has been lobbying for a cruise for a couple of years now. I'm not a "cruise person" per say in that I don't like crowds and going to musicals or whatever the shows are, but between the seemingly weekly occurrence of these brawls and annual outbreaks of serious diseases, I'm not going near that shite.

Cannot imaging forking over thousands of dollars to be trapped on a boat with people like that.

I suspect this is pretty wide spread, and yeah I hope it's hurting their bottom line.