- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Score Board
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- SEC Score Board
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Door dashing Tao Bell has got to be the rock bottom of dining
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:25 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:25 am
It’s like hiring a limo to take you to Dollar General. I know it’s pathetic. I know I’m paying three different strangers just so I don’t have to put on pants and go through a drive thru. But when that delivery guy shows up holding a soggy paper bag like it’s the Olympic torch? That’s my Super Bowl.
And don’t get me wrong.. I always try to play it off classy. “Oh, I’ll just get one quesadilla.” Next thing I know, I’ve blacked out and woken up with a 12-pack of tacos scattered around me like crime scene evidence. My dog looking at me like bro… seek help.
The worst part is that Baja Blast. That drink tastes like blue antifreeze and fairy tears, but when it hits your lips at 2AM it feels like the lord himself just kissed your uvula.
You’re basically paying $30 for diarrhea with free mild sauce packets. It’s pathetic. It’s embarrassing. And I’ll do it again without hesitation.
Not written by the cousin that I robbed.
And don’t get me wrong.. I always try to play it off classy. “Oh, I’ll just get one quesadilla.” Next thing I know, I’ve blacked out and woken up with a 12-pack of tacos scattered around me like crime scene evidence. My dog looking at me like bro… seek help.
The worst part is that Baja Blast. That drink tastes like blue antifreeze and fairy tears, but when it hits your lips at 2AM it feels like the lord himself just kissed your uvula.
You’re basically paying $30 for diarrhea with free mild sauce packets. It’s pathetic. It’s embarrassing. And I’ll do it again without hesitation.
Not written by the cousin that I robbed.
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 9:44 am
28
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:28 am to Frank Belavis
Go to church for the love of God.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:30 am to Frank Belavis
Beautiful post.
ETA... stealing jokes is awful, edit your post and make proper citation.
quote:
Next thing I know, I’ve blacked out and woken up with a 12-pack of tacos scattered around me like crime scene evidence. My dog looking at me like bro… seek help.
ETA... stealing jokes is awful, edit your post and make proper citation.
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 9:21 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:32 am to Frank Belavis
Its a good idea not to drive stoned..I commend you for that. Nevertheless, maybe buy some food you can cook easily at home in a microwave etc.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:51 am to Frank Belavis
Plagerism is a real crime … at least link the X post you stole this from
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:07 am to Frank Belavis
I have no shame. I regularly door dash taco hell. I don’t even have to be drunk. I have over 20k rewards points. Yes I’m a little husky.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:10 am to LazloHollyfeld
quote:
Plagerism is a real crime … at least link the X post you stole this from
He stole it from Facebook:
LINK
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 8:13 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:19 am to tigersownall
quote:
I have no shame. I regularly door dash taco hell. I don’t even have to be drunk. I have over 20k rewards points. Yes I’m a little husky.
I guess you need to be close to home for when those Taco Bell shites hit.
Hopefully you don’t smoke, you might just blow up your place.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:27 am to Frank Belavis
We do GrubHub Taco Bell once every couple of weeks. It is one of the few fast food deliveries that I can get (somewhat) consistently gluten-free (hard shell or bowl).
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:31 am to Frank Belavis
quote:
Tao Bell
quote:
Tao: (in Chinese philosophy) the absolute principle underlying the universe, combining within itself the principles of yin and yang and signifying the way, or code of behavior, that is in harmony with the natural order. The interpretation of Tao in the Tao-te-Ching developed into the philosophical religion of Taoism.
Thats pretty deep.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:32 am to Frank Belavis
If you ever meet a rancher that raises cattle, ask him about the auctions. TB buys the weakest, most sickly, that nobody else will bid on. If it can walk to the trailer, that's good enough.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:37 am to Frank Belavis
Either your name is Dustin Sims or you plagiarized his work from Facebook
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 8:39 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:41 am to Frank Belavis
quote:
$30 for diarrhea
Lol
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:00 am to Hangit
quote:
If you ever meet a rancher that raises cattle, ask him about the auctions. TB buys the weakest, most sickly, that nobody else will bid on. If it can walk to the trailer, that's good enough.
If I meet a rancher that tells me that, I know they are a liar.
Taco Bell doesn’t slaughter/process their own meat. They purpose their products from Cargill, same as many other fast food joints.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:09 am to Hangit
quote:
If you ever meet a rancher that raises cattle, ask him about the auctions. TB buys the weakest, most sickly, that nobody else will bid on. If it can walk to the trailer, that's good enough.
Liar. You think Taco Bell has reps sitting at cattle auctions?
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:19 am to Frank Belavis
This helps paint the picture of many posters here. Remember these are the kind of people we deal with and itll explain a lot of posts.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:21 am to Frank Belavis
Stealing tweets is the rock bottom of writing
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:23 am to Frank Belavis
Tao bell has a nice harmonious ring to it.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:23 am to Frank Belavis
no, that would be burger king or jack in the box
taco bell is good
taco bell is good
Page 1 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News