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re: Don't forget to take the safety off before trying to shoot your ex-wife in a restaurant

Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:41 am to
Posted by Texjohnson
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2020
252 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:41 am to
He will get a harsher sentence than Lindsey Clancy
Posted by FliesByNight
Whale, wail, well
Member since Apr 2026
506 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Never carry a pistol with manual safety.


I've done it for over a decade. The trick is to not have the safety on.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
99295 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:50 am to
That is tGOAT waiter. The queef at the table just babyslapped the guys arm. Waiter guy took over
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
25240 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:54 am to
quote:

shoot your ex-wife


To be fair, most divorced dudes have probably mulled over a time or two.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37483 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:58 am to
how do we know he wasn’t going through some post divorce trauma/depression? he heard voices in his head saying kill her and he couldnt control it. let’s have some compassion, and you can’t prove without reasonable doubt that he didnt hear those voices.

the system failed him. so sad.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21414 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:00 am to
That hero waiter used every inch of his arms to get around that loser.
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
10996 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:03 am to
Let's say he had the safety off and successfully shot her, did he expect to get away with it? Not a very good plan if you're trying to get away with murder.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12698 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:07 am to
quote:

He was an attorney and he seems like a real dumb a-hole. Maybe he thought he could beat the attempted murder charge by claiming he was just trying to scare her not kill her? He was also accused of miming pointing a gun at the prosecutor during the trial and was kicked out because he was interrupting during closing arguments.
An attorney with a personal grudge and a substance abuse problem would be about the worst client ever.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 9:08 am
Posted by reauxl tigers
Tiger Woods Fan
Member since Aug 2014
10489 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:09 am to
Good thing those women were screaming the entire time
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3478 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:10 am to
quote:

The other patron at the table, simply placed their arm on the assilent. Like that was going to stop anyone.

The way he reacted, I’m not sure he knew about the gun until after the waiter grabbed him.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2226 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:14 am to
Fatass upset over losing his ex-spouse Ms Fatass. Great setup for a future Ozempic commercial.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:15 am to
He looks like a lawyer that graduated from southern law school.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23446 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:16 am to




The scumbag is smiling in court, what a sociopath.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106398 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:20 am to
Looks like the waiter went to town on him.
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
4053 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:26 am to
He had post divorce depression.
Posted by Obi Wan Ryobi
Member since Feb 2026
465 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:27 am to
Check out the tits on that guy
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4334 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:27 am to
His politics forum website will miss his musings.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77788 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Looks like the waiter went to town on him.


The waiter delivered his hash browns mugged, popped, slapped, pinched, choked and punched.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56410 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:33 am to
Post Divorce Partum Psychosis?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20489 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:41 am to
It was the waiter who tackled him but the two guys in the dark quarter zips that delivered the arse beating.

They come in a couple seconds into it and spend the rest of the video up in the corner just working on his face. Awesome to see it. Looked like old school NOPD on some dude that ran from the cops.
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