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Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:28 pm to dexy82
I get rock hard
Take off all my clothes
And do a GD handstand over the urinal when I piss
Like an American
Take off all my clothes
And do a GD handstand over the urinal when I piss
Like an American
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:31 pm to IAmNERD
quote:
I don't know where...but I thought this was going in a whole different direction...
Same.
Mine was I thought he was referring to bobbing the shaft like a fishing rod before putting it in.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:32 pm to dexy82
Why else would I have a flap in my boxers?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:32 pm to dexy82
I just drop my pants and drawers to my ankles and let it rip.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:35 pm to dexy82
I'm an old fart now so.....Depends.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:35 pm to Quatre Pot
quote:
bottom of his shirt pants leg
What the hell is this?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:36 pm to forkedintheroad
Short pants leg!
Damn you autocorrect
Damn you autocorrect
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:39 pm to dexy82
I’ve always undone my belt, unbuttoned and unzipped my pants, and brought down my drawers a bit to get my dick out to piss.
If one tries to weave their schlong thru drawers and a zipper, you’re gonna get drops of piss all over your hands and pants. Hard pass.
If one tries to weave their schlong thru drawers and a zipper, you’re gonna get drops of piss all over your hands and pants. Hard pass.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:39 pm to dexy82
Isnt fishing your dick the porn move where you pull out right before release then sling it back and then forward to cast your load?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:40 pm to dexy82
I do if I’m hunting and wearing long Johns. frick taking anything off in the freezing cold. Fly open on my coveralls, pull dick through the long John’s fly and let er rip
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:41 pm to dexy82
I can’t remember ever wearing any boxer briefs that were difficult to maneuver through the gate…Currently a Saxx guy, and they’re very user friendly.
Actually, I have a few pair that don’t have a gate, and I always fish around for the opening before I remember there’s no hole in this pair
Actually, I have a few pair that don’t have a gate, and I always fish around for the opening before I remember there’s no hole in this pair
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:43 pm to dexy82
Between this and the sitting down to piss thread, I’m shocked at the amount of posters who have issues performing one of the easiest bodily functions there is. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:45 pm to jchamil
I dont have enough to fish it through 1 let alone 2 layers of fabric.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:47 pm to Shorts Guy
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We should be more concerned with the small subset of grown arse men who drop their pants to their ankles to take a leak.
Have to be ready in case the standard fart while pissing comes with a little substance
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:47 pm to dexy82
Do you sit down to pee pee every time?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:48 pm to dexy82
I wear a belt when I’m not at home or in athletic clothes, so yeah, I do.
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