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Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
2002 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:26 pm to
Commando baw
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14593 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:27 pm to
What's the temperature?
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2313 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:28 pm to
I get rock hard

Take off all my clothes

And do a GD handstand over the urinal when I piss

Like an American
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 8:28 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20010 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

I don't know where...but I thought this was going in a whole different direction...


Same.

Mine was I thought he was referring to bobbing the shaft like a fishing rod before putting it in.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134615 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:32 pm to
Why else would I have a flap in my boxers?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19370 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:32 pm to
I just drop my pants and drawers to my ankles and let it rip.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8140 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:35 pm to
I'm an old fart now so.....Depends.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2293 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

bottom of his shirt pants leg


What the hell is this?
Posted by Quatre Pot
Member since Jan 2015
1829 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:36 pm to
Short pants leg!
Damn you autocorrect
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3716 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:39 pm to
I’ve always undone my belt, unbuttoned and unzipped my pants, and brought down my drawers a bit to get my dick out to piss.

If one tries to weave their schlong thru drawers and a zipper, you’re gonna get drops of piss all over your hands and pants. Hard pass.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2293 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:39 pm to
Isnt fishing your dick the porn move where you pull out right before release then sling it back and then forward to cast your load?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102650 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:40 pm to
I do if I’m hunting and wearing long Johns. frick taking anything off in the freezing cold. Fly open on my coveralls, pull dick through the long John’s fly and let er rip
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9759 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:41 pm to
I can’t remember ever wearing any boxer briefs that were difficult to maneuver through the gate…Currently a Saxx guy, and they’re very user friendly.

Actually, I have a few pair that don’t have a gate, and I always fish around for the opening before I remember there’s no hole in this pair
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2151 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:43 pm to
Hah
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19472 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:43 pm to
Between this and the sitting down to piss thread, I’m shocked at the amount of posters who have issues performing one of the easiest bodily functions there is. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised
Posted by crimsoncoded94
Georgiana
Member since Aug 2025
2422 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:45 pm to
I dont have enough to fish it through 1 let alone 2 layers of fabric.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21709 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

We should be more concerned with the small subset of grown arse men who drop their pants to their ankles to take a leak.

Have to be ready in case the standard fart while pissing comes with a little substance
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20077 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:47 pm to
Do you sit down to pee pee every time?

Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2151 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20224 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:48 pm to
I wear a belt when I’m not at home or in athletic clothes, so yeah, I do.
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