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Does anybody lie to their wife/gf when she wants to have sex but you jacked off?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:55 pm
I was listening to Theo Von podcast with Jay Mohr. They were talking about lying when the wife or girlfriend wanted to have sex and they already jerked off in the bathroom. They would tell her I have diarrhea or I don’t feel good right now
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I call that performance enhancement
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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when she wants to have sex
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Why not? She lies about having a headache all the time. How can one person have so many headaches?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
If I know sex is available, I don't masturbate. Even if I get caught by surprise, I can still deliver. It's not like we get allotted one nut a day.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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wife/gf when she wants to have sex
Not an issue.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
No. It has to be an emergency for me to turn down a piece of pussy.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Wait, you’re not supposed to jack off before sex? 
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:58 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:58 pm to Byrdybyrd05
You just go for it and fake an orgasm.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:58 pm to HempHead
They were talking about the girl wants to freak like right after they jacked off coming out the bathroom lol
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:59 pm to Byrdybyrd05
That's when you frick until your thighs give out.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:59 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Just spit on her back
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:01 pm to Byrdybyrd05
You need to step up your refractory period game if this is a serious issue.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:01 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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They were talking about the girl wants to freak like right after they jacked off coming out the bathroom lol
Who the frick does that?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:02 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I've always had pussy available so I have never beaten off.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:03 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Just munch her crunch for a few minutes and get her off a few times that way. That gives you plenty of time to reload to fish sticker.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:03 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Wut?
After fapping my penis is good to go again in about 10 min.
After fapping my penis is good to go again in about 10 min.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:04 pm to HempHead
I guess they jacked off thinking they were not going to get any and when the girl was ready it caught them off guard lol
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:04 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Just spit on her back
Oweo-like story incoming
When I was about 12, my friend’s dad took us to the dirt track races with his buddy, let’s call him TH03. Trashy as frick. Decides to tell us this story where he got hammered at an AC/DC concert. Hooks up with a chick he met there and takes her into the port-o-potty. Bends her over and starts going after it, when after a while the alcohol and smell start to get to him. His stomach convulsions cause him to pull out, and he throws up on her back
Chick says “oh TH03, I’ve never felt anyone come like that”
TH03 runs out of port-o-potty with his pants around his ankles and falls in the mud
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