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re: Does anybody lie to their wife/gf when she wants to have sex but you jacked off?

Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:17 pm to
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. But ain't no married woman wanting to frick everyday, in the morning and the evening, 365 days a year. None.

My wife does. I've never been turned down.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:20 pm to
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Some do, just not their husbands

Disagree.

Ain't no woman wanting to frick in the morning and at night, 365 days out of the year. None. Sorry.

You know, they have blood clots that drop out monthly, right? And it makes their tummies cramp and they shite diarrhea. They ain't horny twice on those days.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:21 pm to
Well of course not literally 2 times every single day of their existence.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:21 pm to
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TH03


You think you’re hot shite because you married the 2nd girl to ever have sex with you and she thinks you hung the moon.

And we won’t mention who the first person was cause that was under false premises.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:21 pm to
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You know, they have blood clots that drop out monthly, right? And it makes their tummies cramp and they shite diarrhea. They ain't horny twice on those days.



There are women out there who do. Not all, but there are plenty of women nymphos.

And that period week doesn’t hit all of them the same
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:22 pm to
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My wife does. I've never been turned down.


That's not what I said. I believe you've never been turned down, if you say so. But if you're telling me that your wife is horny, and desires sex with your trashy AF self, morning and evening, 365 days a year, inclusive of period days? You're full of shite.

You just have a good submissive wife that wants to take care of her man. But she ain't wanting you twice daily. Book it.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:24 pm to
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There are women out there who do. Not all, but there are plenty of women nymphos.

And that period week doesn’t hit all of them the same

So are you telling me there are married women who are horny every morning, and every evening, and DESIRE sex, 365 days out of the year? Every day? No break? Every. Single. Day.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:25 pm to
I was under the impression we were talking "wants to have sex a lot" not "literally fricks 2 times a day every single day."

No, my wife is not the latter. I doubt there are many people like that.
Posted by TnMountaineer
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:26 pm to
I’m married. I think that says it all.

Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:26 pm to
We got another one.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:27 pm to
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Yeah bunch of fat plant baws drove their wives to Jody then act on here like it's normal for their wife to never want to have sex.

You sure do have a lot of animosity towards plant baws
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:28 pm to
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not "literally fricks 2 times a day every single day."

That's what sweet lil' Cody was alleging.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:28 pm to
I'm just commenting on our community here.
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:30 pm to
It’s okay for you to admit you truly aren’t getting it weekly.

I personally don’t care if I do anymore. There are plenty of good looking women who don’t mind being side pieces.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:30 pm to
When did posters start calling you the epitome of trashy?

Because I like it a lot
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:31 pm to
Lol your dead bedroom isn't normal so don't try to project it onto other people.
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:32 pm to
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I personally don’t care if I do anymore. There are plenty of good looking women who don’t mind being side pieces.



Trashy. Adulterous. SHAME
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