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re: Does anybody lie to their wife/gf when she wants to have sex but you jacked off?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:09 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:09 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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They would tell her I have diarrhea
This is better than saying you jacked off?
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:24 pm to Hogwarts
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Take a stroll over to reddit dead bedrooms and feel better about your marriage's sex life
Holy shite that’s sad
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:46 pm to Flashback
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:09 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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the wife wanted to have sex
so, fiction
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:16 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I jack off before my gf comes to visit because it’s long distance relationship right now until she can find work close to me. I do this so when we do have sex I don’t embarrassingly nut in 2 min
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:17 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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They were talking about the girl wants to freak like right after they jacked off coming out the bathroom lol
They should go to bed first and find out her mood, then go to bathroom if necessary
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:19 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Oweo-like story incoming
When I was about 12, my friend’s dad took us to the dirt track races with his buddy, let’s call him TH03. Trashy as frick. Decides to tell us this story where he got hammered at an AC/DC concert. Hooks up with a chick he met there and takes her into the port-o-potty. Bends her over and starts going after it, when after a while the alcohol and smell start to get to him. His stomach convulsions cause him to pull out, and he throws up on her back
Chick says “oh TH03, I’ve never felt anyone come like that”
TH03 runs out of port-o-potty with his pants around his ankles and falls in the mud
Oweo never told a story this good
Posted on 5/29/19 at 3:22 pm to deltaland
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Oweo never told a story this good
I didn’t think it would go over that well. I’m not a good storyteller
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:44 pm to HempHead
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Who wants to frick this much other than someone in their late teens or early twenties?
When I got divorced, I thought I did. After the fourth time in a two day period, I discovered I must have low test, because that was enough.
I cranked out one more to make sure I could, but my heart wasn't in it.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 1:08 pm to Festus
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Ain't no woman wanting to frick in the morning and at night, 365 days out of the year. None. Sorry.
You know, they have blood clots that drop out monthly, right?
Thankfully, they have 2 holes.
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