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re: Does anybody lie to their wife/gf when she wants to have sex but you jacked off?

Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26318 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:05 pm to
Just eat her booty for a few minutes while your dick recharges. Problem solved
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:06 pm to
Sounds like you lie to your wife by leading her to believe you are straight.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:06 pm to
Not everyone is a cuck with a dead bedroom although there are a lot of y'all here.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:07 pm to
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lie to their wife/gf


No to both.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56770 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:07 pm to
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I guess they jacked off thinking they were not going to get any and when the girl was ready it caught them off guard lol



I still don't get that.

If I'm with a woman in the right situation, I am 99% certain that I'm getting laid. Beating off with them around just makes no sense.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150999 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:07 pm to
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wife
quote:

wants to have sex
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:07 pm to
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TH03

You and your port o potty vomit sex is trashy AF. Damn, man.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30479 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:09 pm to
So you guys make me nervous

Do women just lose their sex drive? Because my gf wants to frick everyday in the morning and evening... we aren't 30 yet but we are still rocking and rolling
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56770 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:10 pm to
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Do women just lose their sex drive?


They do if you aren't attractive to them.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:12 pm to
Yeah bunch of fat plant baws drove their wives to Jody then act on here like it's normal for their wife to never want to have sex.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:13 pm to
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Because my gf wants to frick everyday in the morning and evening...

No she doesn't Cody. You're not married. She wants you to believe that...until you get married.

She may still have a sex drive. But ain't no married woman wanting to frick everyday, in the morning and the evening, 365 days a year. None.
Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
1014 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:13 pm to
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Oweo-like story incoming



False advertising....this story involved the use of legs.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56770 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:14 pm to
It isn't hard to keep a woman interested.

Be reasonably fit.
Make money congruent to her expectations.
Don't act like a bitch.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:14 pm to
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Why not? She lies about having a headache all the time. How can one person have so many headaches?


Richard Pryor:

"Bitch, you on your period again? Bitch gonna bleed to death."
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by Pahnew
Member since Apr 2008
5374 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:15 pm to
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wife or girlfriend wanted to have sex


Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:15 pm to
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But ain't no married woman wanting to frick everyday, in the morning and the evening, 365 days a year. None.



Some do, just not their husbands
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56770 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:15 pm to
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But ain't no married woman wanting to frick everyday, in the morning and the evening, 365 days a year. None.


Who wants to frick this much other than someone in their late teens or early twenties?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:17 pm to
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Who wants to frick this much other than someone in their late teens or early twenties?



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