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re: Does anybody lie to their wife/gf when she wants to have sex but you jacked off?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:32 pm to Sun God
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:32 pm to Sun God
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When did posters start calling you the epitome of trashy?
Go read, in this thread, a page or so back, what that trashy fricker did in a port o potty.
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:34 pm to Sun God
My wife is pretty horny and wants sex a lot. On weeks she is not on her period, we may have sex on average 4 or 5 days out of 7. I'm married so I definitely think this is a good average. Take a stroll over to reddit dead bedrooms and feel better about your marriage's sex life. 
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:36 pm to Hogwarts
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we may have sex on average 4 or 5 days out of 7. I'm married so I definitely think this is a good average
I would think that's way above average for married couples
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:38 pm to Hogwarts
If you’re looking for more sex just get her pregnant. Although there is something macabre about getting fricked into exhaustion by someone who becomes less sexually attractive by the day
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:39 pm to Hogwarts
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stroll over to reddit dead bedrooms
David the Gnome has been posting his threads here already.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:41 pm to Festus
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No she doesn't Cody. You're not married. She wants you to believe that...until you get married.
She may still have a sex drive. But ain't no married woman wanting to frick everyday, in the morning and the evening, 365 days a year. None.
I've been duped
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:46 pm to TH03
Never said mine was dead.
Thank you, doctor. While I’m here..I’ve got a nasty rash. Would you mind taking a look?
Thank you, doctor. While I’m here..I’ve got a nasty rash. Would you mind taking a look?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:47 pm to Codythetiger
Enjoy it while you can Cody. Assuming she's pretty, and not fat and ugly.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:47 pm to TnMountaineer
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Never said mine was dead.
What did you mean by this?
quote:
I’m married. I think that says it all.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:48 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Speaking of jacking off...I've heard girls talk about how their boyfriends/husbands can't masturbate or watch porn. Anyone know someone pussywhipped like this?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:49 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I just tell her "I have a headache" or "I'm not in the mood"
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:49 pm to Festus
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Assuming she's pretty, and not fat and ugly.
You've seen what I look like, you think I got room to be picky?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:51 pm to TH03
Are you one of those who actually read this troll board as serious?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:52 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:53 pm to TH03
My wife makes it a point to have sex with me. Wanna know why?
Because we’re married.
Because we’re married.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 1:57 pm to TnMountaineer
Weird crawfish but whatever.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:01 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I still give it to her. Be a man dammit
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:02 pm to Flashback
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I've always had pussy available so I have never beaten off
So, yeah, this is not even remotely possible of falling into the realm of true statements. You do realize that right?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:03 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Why would I turn down pussy? Jerking off before hand means I get to have sex for longer.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 2:03 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Do they really think men are fine cumming once every 6 weeks?
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