Do you have a morning routine

I wake up in the morning take a piss and wash my hands, take a knee and thank the man, then get back to the money

Wake up and try to make it through the screaming and yelling of my wife and kids until they’re off to school. Then sit on the couch for 10 minutes and try to convince myself it’s worth it.

Up at 4am, coffee. in the barn by 4:30-5. Feed horses and dogs. Shower at 5:30 and off to work.

My schedule is pretty much the same, but I end up looking at stuff on my phone for too long then I don't have time to wipe and shower.

I usually hit snooze 6-7 times a morning so that by the time I get up I have about 12-13 minutes to shower, brush teeth, dress and get out the door. I spend the next 30 minutes commuting past 2 large lottery signs with estimated jackpot values where I blankly stare ahead at the dimly lit highway while imagining what my life would be like if I won it.

Wake up, drink coffee, feel the pain from below so I grab my phone and go sit on the pot.

Best part of the morning

Same thing every goddamn day..

Up at 4am, shower and tighten up muh soul patch, throw down my hand mixed mardi gras/pumpkin spice community brew, its garbage day so I take down my can full of nike gear, and then head to work to "manage" my bitches in the INST shop while they lurk the OT till 6:30.

-Tonto

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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For me its wake up start coffee go turn on the shower use the bathroom while water heats up and check my phone for any new notifications then reddit and TD. Next shower then put on pants, brush teeth then put on shirt comb hair then socks shoes grab coffee out the door. If I just did everything as fast as I could I could probably leave 20 minutes earlier but I feel like this helps give me time to wake up. Anyone else have a schedule like this

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very solid post..would read again

Up at five. Wake my boy up because he has to be at the damn bus stop for six. While he is getting ready for school, I get my lunch together, make coffee, shower, and dress. By the time he is out the door at six, I have to wake up my girls (no pics) because they have to leave at seven. While they are getting ready, I drink my coffee; maybe watch something on Hulu or Amazon. At 6:50 I go brush my teeth, piss, and then out the door. Drop one daughter off at the bus stop, drop the other off at school, then go to work.