re: Do you have a morning routine

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I’m sure you stressing him the frick out is great for his hormones. Dudes probably pumping out some incredibly potent sperm to get your arse off his back

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I've had 2 surgeries (so far), missed over 2 weeks of work cause of the surgeries (so far), had blood work done at least a dozen times, had several painful diagnostic tests done in the doctor's office (many which require me to take valium and pain meds prior because of how painful/uncomfortable the testing is), gained weight from fertility drugs, gotten sick from fertility drugs, and had to inject myself with numerous needles(fertility drugs).


He's just had his blood drawn once and jerked off into a cup a handful of times.

He can put up with me being moodier than usual.

Up by 5 am. Bold coffee. Clear family wreckage. Email work assholes. Shower. Shave. Drive. Avoid Trump mannequins. Rinse. Repeat.

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Wake up at 2:00 AM

Work out for 4 hours.

Shower, shave, etc.

Volunteer at the homeless shelter for 2 hours.

Work for 10 hours, no lunch since that is theft.

Saving the planet stuff - 2 hours.

Catch up on urinating and defecating.

Animal shelter volunteer til 3 AM.

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Only a Arky would need to wonder what a normal existence is like to ask such a mundane question.

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Up around 4 and start coffee. I like beginning the day by doing something creative like sketching or playing guitar.
Catch up on news and take a series of 4 or 5 craps. Can’t get it all out at once. Not sure why.
Occasionally I’ll wake up the boy and we’ll go for a run or bike ride before school.
Make kids good breakfast then head to work.
I’m always most hornet in the morning but if I wank then I lose all momentum. Same with breakfast. If I eat then I want to sleep. Usually don’t eat until 2ish. Light meal like protein bar.

Just saying from experience it’s hard to get into it and I’m sure it hurts your sperm count when your SO is constantly bitching.makes it hard for me to come