re: Do you give guests a tour of your house?

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I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma tv. [camera pans out to show tiny screen attached to wall] Check it out. I actually hung this, on the wall, myself. Let me show you something: A lot of people in the room, you need more space [pushes the tv back an inch against the wall] Voila. Right into the wall.

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Haha I saw this episode last night.

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 travel a lot and a good friend from a long time ago stopped by after communicating with him by text. 

Exchanged pleasantries and one thing led to another and he’s at my house a few weeks later. Said, “I’ll show you around,” and he said it’s not necessary, I’ve already seen it. Turns out he knew my wife through an acquaintance. Small world

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TL;DR: Will Cover got Jodied

If they ask. But they probably don’t care

Unless it is a close friend who is excited about their new home, a tour feels weird.

I don't give anyone a tour of my house. No reason for anyone to be in my bedroom or spare bedrooms.

I like to tour other people’s homes, especially when they’re not home.

I only give tours if people ask specifically. Only time I would really go out of my way to give a tour would be my mom or my brother and his kids. But then again they're all the type to explore my home without asking so there's really no need.

I don't havr one yet, but once I have a mancave with my minibar, etc. Then I'll probably show that off, but until then theres nothing special in my house except a couch, tv's that arent specifically big, and 2 beds.

I do. It gives me an opportunity to separate one of the guests from the group so I can then stick my hand down my pants then shove it in their face and say “do you like dick or do you like pussy?”