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Dirtiest Boudreaux and Thibodaux jokes
Posted on 7/14/18 at 12:07 am
Posted on 7/14/18 at 12:07 am
crowdsourcing this for a project. what you got?
This post was edited on 7/14/18 at 12:08 am
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Posted on 7/14/18 at 12:19 am to LSU Fan 90812
Posted on 7/14/18 at 12:20 am to LSU Fan 90812
Don’t have any but I can’t sleep so why not laugh!?!?
Posted on 7/14/18 at 12:23 am to ellunchboxo
man. this is my first time seeing this gif since he became tyrion.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 3:15 am to LSU Fan 90812
Everyone knows the old pussywillow joke. Then there's the mosquito joke:
B and T settle down in their tents after hunting all day and go to sleep. In the middle of the night B is waked up by gurgling sounds in T's tent, and realizes T is dead. Then he hear whispers and get quiet to avoid being heard himself.
He realizes he's overheard two mosquitoes that killed his buddy. One of them says "Let's take him back to the nest for everyone else to eat." The other replies "Are you crazy? The big mosquitoes will just take him away from us!"
B and T settle down in their tents after hunting all day and go to sleep. In the middle of the night B is waked up by gurgling sounds in T's tent, and realizes T is dead. Then he hear whispers and get quiet to avoid being heard himself.
He realizes he's overheard two mosquitoes that killed his buddy. One of them says "Let's take him back to the nest for everyone else to eat." The other replies "Are you crazy? The big mosquitoes will just take him away from us!"
Posted on 7/14/18 at 3:44 am to LSU Fan 90812
I think my favorite PG B&T joke is....
So!
Boudreaux and Thibodaux (sp) are attending the LSU vs. Alabama game.
Boudreaux scored these miraculous tickets from an old friend and they get to enjoy the fighting tigers from the 50 yrd line.
At the end of the 2nd quarter LSU is up 13 -7 and the crowd is well liquored up and not going to the concessions because aramark sucks..
So.. right before the Golden Band from tigerland gets on the field a stray dog trespasses and bolts straight to the middle of the field..
He stops.. kicks a back leg up.. and starts licking his nether regions. I mean , really cleaning up around the ball-pube area. Just going to town on his canine bait and tackle.
After a bit of confusion boudreaux nudges thibodaux and says " mais ya, if I could do dat I'd never leave the house."
Thibodaux leans in and states " hell nah! .. dat dog would bite you!"
So!
Boudreaux and Thibodaux (sp) are attending the LSU vs. Alabama game.
Boudreaux scored these miraculous tickets from an old friend and they get to enjoy the fighting tigers from the 50 yrd line.
At the end of the 2nd quarter LSU is up 13 -7 and the crowd is well liquored up and not going to the concessions because aramark sucks..
So.. right before the Golden Band from tigerland gets on the field a stray dog trespasses and bolts straight to the middle of the field..
He stops.. kicks a back leg up.. and starts licking his nether regions. I mean , really cleaning up around the ball-pube area. Just going to town on his canine bait and tackle.
After a bit of confusion boudreaux nudges thibodaux and says " mais ya, if I could do dat I'd never leave the house."
Thibodaux leans in and states " hell nah! .. dat dog would bite you!"
Posted on 7/14/18 at 6:21 am to vilma4prez
PG
B is talking to a Texan.
B says my Daddy he die & he done left me all dis land. It go all de way down dar 150' & den it go back all de way down dat way 150'
Texan replies yeah when my Daddy died he gave me so much land it took me all day to drive from one end to the other.
B says yeah I use to had a truck like dat one too.
B is talking to a Texan.
B says my Daddy he die & he done left me all dis land. It go all de way down dar 150' & den it go back all de way down dat way 150'
Texan replies yeah when my Daddy died he gave me so much land it took me all day to drive from one end to the other.
B says yeah I use to had a truck like dat one too.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 6:31 am to LSU Fan 90812
One day while Boudreaux was out at work Thibodaux stopped by to visit Boudreaux's wife Clotile. AFter having a bit of coffee Thibodaux bribed Clotile to show him one titty for 50 bucks. A little while later he got her to show the other titty for another 50 bucks. After a bit of badgering he got her to show both titties at the same time for another 50 bucks. Thibodaux left satisfied. When Boudreaux got home Clotile told him that Thibodaux had stopped by. Boudreaux asked if he had left the $150 he owed him.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 6:54 am to LSU Fan 90812
B & T were out in the Wild West driving a covered wagon for the Pony Express when off in the distance they spotted something at their six. It was an Apache warrior charging full speed, tomahawk drawn, ready to scalp our Cajun heroes.
B & T get their wagon running too to escape. Now they have a rifle, but know they need to get a good shot and the Indian is still too far away. So B tells T, “Thibodeaux, don’t choot ‘em until dat Indian gets closer and is dis big!” (B holds his hand up at about chest level from the wagon floor).
T replies, “OK, but right now he’s just dis big” (T holds his hand about knee level above the floor.)
Several minutes of chasing pass,and B asks T “Is he dis big yet?” T replies, “No, now he’s dis big”, and motions his hand to show the Apache is waist height.
Several more minutes pass, so B looks back from the reigns. His eyes open wide as the Apache is only yards behind them and gaining fast. He shouts to T, “Choot ‘em! Choot ‘em now!”
But T put his gun down and starts to cry into is handkerchief saying,” I can’t Boudreaux. I just can’t. I knew dat Indian back when we was only dis big!!!” (and puts his hand about knee-level above the floor)...
B & T get their wagon running too to escape. Now they have a rifle, but know they need to get a good shot and the Indian is still too far away. So B tells T, “Thibodeaux, don’t choot ‘em until dat Indian gets closer and is dis big!” (B holds his hand up at about chest level from the wagon floor).
T replies, “OK, but right now he’s just dis big” (T holds his hand about knee level above the floor.)
Several minutes of chasing pass,and B asks T “Is he dis big yet?” T replies, “No, now he’s dis big”, and motions his hand to show the Apache is waist height.
Several more minutes pass, so B looks back from the reigns. His eyes open wide as the Apache is only yards behind them and gaining fast. He shouts to T, “Choot ‘em! Choot ‘em now!”
But T put his gun down and starts to cry into is handkerchief saying,” I can’t Boudreaux. I just can’t. I knew dat Indian back when we was only dis big!!!” (and puts his hand about knee-level above the floor)...
Posted on 7/14/18 at 7:34 am to LSU Fan 90812
Boudreaux and Thibodaux are out in the woods hunting for rabbit or squirrel one morning but not having much luck, so they decide to head back home.
Heading out the woods Boudreaux suddenly hears some rustling in the underbrush and goes to investigate. He moves some of the brush as sees a baby skunk lying next to its mother who is obviously dead. So Boudreaux picks up the baby skunk and puts it in his jacket pocket.
Thibodaux looks at him like he's spit the bit and says to Boudreaux, "Mon, wat do hell you gonna do wit dat baby skunk?" Boudreaux responds, "Well, Clothilde, she like to take care of baby animals and has not got one in a good while, so I'll surprise her wit dis one."
To this, Thibodaux says, "But it's a damn skunk, a wild animal, and it's cold, so how your babay gonna keep dat little ting warm."
"OH' said Boudreaux, "She'll do like she done wit all the other animals we had over da years. She'll go to sleep at night and tuck dat little critter between her thighs and that will keep it warm and feelin safe."
Thibodaux is shocked and asks, "But man, what about da smell?"
To which Boudreaux responds, "Hell, jus like me, he's gonna hav ta get use to it in a little while."
Heading out the woods Boudreaux suddenly hears some rustling in the underbrush and goes to investigate. He moves some of the brush as sees a baby skunk lying next to its mother who is obviously dead. So Boudreaux picks up the baby skunk and puts it in his jacket pocket.
Thibodaux looks at him like he's spit the bit and says to Boudreaux, "Mon, wat do hell you gonna do wit dat baby skunk?" Boudreaux responds, "Well, Clothilde, she like to take care of baby animals and has not got one in a good while, so I'll surprise her wit dis one."
To this, Thibodaux says, "But it's a damn skunk, a wild animal, and it's cold, so how your babay gonna keep dat little ting warm."
"OH' said Boudreaux, "She'll do like she done wit all the other animals we had over da years. She'll go to sleep at night and tuck dat little critter between her thighs and that will keep it warm and feelin safe."
Thibodaux is shocked and asks, "But man, what about da smell?"
To which Boudreaux responds, "Hell, jus like me, he's gonna hav ta get use to it in a little while."
This post was edited on 7/14/18 at 7:35 am
Posted on 7/14/18 at 7:40 am to LSU Fan 90812
Boudreaux wins the lottery, buys the town of Schriever.
Renames the town Boudreaux. He sends text to Thibodaux: We are neighbors forever now.
Boudreaux wanted to join the Cajun Navy but was denied because he insisted on being the Captain.
Renames the town Boudreaux. He sends text to Thibodaux: We are neighbors forever now.
Boudreaux wanted to join the Cajun Navy but was denied because he insisted on being the Captain.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 7:54 am to LSU Fan 90812
They’re all terrible
Posted on 7/14/18 at 7:59 am to LSU Fan 90812
boudreaux has a theme party where guests are to show up as an emotion.
thibodeaux shows up with a pear tied to the end of his dick.
boo gasps & says "thib what kinda emotion is dat".
thib says "i'm frickin dis pear"
thibodeaux shows up with a pear tied to the end of his dick.
boo gasps & says "thib what kinda emotion is dat".
thib says "i'm frickin dis pear"
Posted on 7/14/18 at 8:04 am to LSU Fan 90812
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux won a pair of tickets to an LSU game and headed out on the Saturday. Neither had ever been to there before, but they knew they had to cross the Sunshine Bridge. As they got to I10 however, Thibodeaux says, "hey Boudreaux, look at dat sign! It say LSU left!"
So Boudreaux turned around and went back home.
So Boudreaux turned around and went back home.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 8:20 am to LSU Fan 90812
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux walk in a bar. Boudreaux has a mirror on his shoe. He tells Thibodeaux he is going dance with the ladies.
He goes to a group of 3 girls and asks one to dance. She goes along and he says "I bet you I know what color panties you got on". She says"You don't know " Boudreaux slips his shoe under her dress and says" You got pink panties on". The girl blushes and says that's right. She goes tell her friend about it.
Her friend says "I'm going to see if he can guess mine". So she goes to dance with Boudreaux. Boudreaux says "I bet you I know what color panties you got on". She says"You don't know " Boudreaux slips his shoe under her dress and says" You got yellow panties on". The girl blushes and says that's right.
She goes back to her friends and says I don't know how he does it. The third girl says I'm going to fix him. She goes to the bathroom and takes her panties off. She walks up to Boudreaux and asks him to dance.
Boudreaux says "I bet you I know what color panties you got on". She says"You don't know " Boudreaux slips his shoe under her dress and passes out. Thibodeaux comes running to help his friend. He says Boudreaux," what happened"? Boudreaux says "I don't know, I think my shoe cracked."
He goes to a group of 3 girls and asks one to dance. She goes along and he says "I bet you I know what color panties you got on". She says"You don't know " Boudreaux slips his shoe under her dress and says" You got pink panties on". The girl blushes and says that's right. She goes tell her friend about it.
Her friend says "I'm going to see if he can guess mine". So she goes to dance with Boudreaux. Boudreaux says "I bet you I know what color panties you got on". She says"You don't know " Boudreaux slips his shoe under her dress and says" You got yellow panties on". The girl blushes and says that's right.
She goes back to her friends and says I don't know how he does it. The third girl says I'm going to fix him. She goes to the bathroom and takes her panties off. She walks up to Boudreaux and asks him to dance.
Boudreaux says "I bet you I know what color panties you got on". She says"You don't know " Boudreaux slips his shoe under her dress and passes out. Thibodeaux comes running to help his friend. He says Boudreaux," what happened"? Boudreaux says "I don't know, I think my shoe cracked."
Posted on 7/14/18 at 8:22 am to LSU Fan 90812
quote:
man. this is my first time seeing this gif since he became tyrion.
That was over 8 years ago. You haven’t seen that gif since then?
Posted on 7/14/18 at 8:22 am to Tigertracks
B & T joined the volunteer fire department. Working their first fire, the chief sent them up on the roof with an ax the open it up and let some of the smoke out.
B takes control but is overcome with smoke, passes out and falls off the roof. T runs down to the fire chief and explains what happened. The chief orders him to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on B.
A while later, after realizing both B & T are unaccounted for the chief goes around the house and finds T fricking B in the arse. “What the hell is this?” cries the chief, “I told you to give him mouth to mouth!”. To which T replies “I did Chief, that’s how all this started.”
B takes control but is overcome with smoke, passes out and falls off the roof. T runs down to the fire chief and explains what happened. The chief orders him to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on B.
A while later, after realizing both B & T are unaccounted for the chief goes around the house and finds T fricking B in the arse. “What the hell is this?” cries the chief, “I told you to give him mouth to mouth!”. To which T replies “I did Chief, that’s how all this started.”
Posted on 7/14/18 at 8:26 am to LSU Fan 90812
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting round the camp fire with a few other Cajun baws and they'd been drinking and solving the world's problems and they start discussing what is the fastest thing in the universe. They go around the campfire each giving their own opinion:
Cajun 1: I know, I know, I know the fastest thing........It's a thought, mais qui. . Cuz by the time you think it, you already thunk it.
Cajun Group: Ahh, yeah, aah yeah a thought....dat is fast cher.
Cajun 2: No, no, no.....Fastest thing is a blink. By the time you blink, you already done blinked.
Cajun Group: Ahh, yeah, aah yeah.....He got a point...dat blink is fast cher.
Cajun 3: No, no , no....the fastest thing is a light. Dat's right, that the fastest thing in the universe cuz by the time you flick that switch, that light is on.
Cajun group: Aahh, yeah..dat's the answer, light is really fast. Dat's the end on the discussion- nothing faster than a light.
Boudreaux: No, no, no, no. Dat light ain't the fastest thing neither.
Thibodeaux: Wo, wo, wo Boudreaux, ....what you mean?
Boudreaux: The fastest thing is Diarrhea.
Thibodeaux: Diarrhea??! You drunk again Boudreaux? How's diarrhea da fastest thing?
Boudreaux: Mais T, the other day I had them diarrheas real bad like and by the time I could think, blink or turn on the light... I done shite my pants.
Cajun 1: I know, I know, I know the fastest thing........It's a thought, mais qui. . Cuz by the time you think it, you already thunk it.
Cajun Group: Ahh, yeah, aah yeah a thought....dat is fast cher.
Cajun 2: No, no, no.....Fastest thing is a blink. By the time you blink, you already done blinked.
Cajun Group: Ahh, yeah, aah yeah.....He got a point...dat blink is fast cher.
Cajun 3: No, no , no....the fastest thing is a light. Dat's right, that the fastest thing in the universe cuz by the time you flick that switch, that light is on.
Cajun group: Aahh, yeah..dat's the answer, light is really fast. Dat's the end on the discussion- nothing faster than a light.
Boudreaux: No, no, no, no. Dat light ain't the fastest thing neither.
Thibodeaux: Wo, wo, wo Boudreaux, ....what you mean?
Boudreaux: The fastest thing is Diarrhea.
Thibodeaux: Diarrhea??! You drunk again Boudreaux? How's diarrhea da fastest thing?
Boudreaux: Mais T, the other day I had them diarrheas real bad like and by the time I could think, blink or turn on the light... I done shite my pants.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 8:39 am to Statestreet
Lmao! That one was good.
An old classic, but a good one (copied from an old TD thread:
An old classic, but a good one (copied from an old TD thread:
quote:
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are fishing on da bayou one morning when Boudreux realizes he bought him a nice cigar that morning but forgot some matches.
So he ask Thibodeaux if he has a light.
Thibodeaux hand him a a big ole lighter when Boudreaux says " Thibodeaux dats the finest damn lighter I ever done seen for sure, where you got such a fancy light like dat"
Thibodeaux says, "Well let me done told you, just yesterday I was fishing right here when I found dis oil lamp floatin in da bayou. I got dat lamp and rubbed it real good and a genie appeared right here. And dats how I got dis lighter".
Boudreaux thinks "well dats the damnedest story I ever done heard for sure."
Right about then Boudreaux sees a lamp floating in da bayou, so he grabs it, rubs real good and a genie appeared out the lamp.
The Genie tell Boudreaux "I am the Genie from the lamp and I can grant you one wish"
Now old Boudreaux he thinks well I ain't gonna be no fool and wish for a lighter like Thibodeaux.
So he tells the Genie he wants a million bucks.
Wham all of a sudden ducks start flling out the sky, they falling in the pirogue, falling in the bayou, beaucoup ducks everywhere.
Boudreaux yells "Thibodeaux dats da damnedest thing, I wished for a million bucks and got a million ducks"
Thibodeaux screams back "you fool, you don't think I wished for a 12" Bic do ya"
Posted on 7/14/18 at 8:56 am to Statestreet
B & T were sittin at the bar one night and B says "T I am tired of being unemployed, I hear they are hiring down at the BP Oil Spill." So the next morning B & T went and got in the employment line. When they got to the desk the man asked whats your name and what can you do? B says I am B and this is T and we are great outdoorsmen - we hunt and fish for a living. So the man writes their name down and tells them to go with the supervisor who will take them to their new job.
So the supervisor with B&T get in a Pickup truck and drive down a long swamp road and at the end is a huge fenced in pen of oil drenched pelicans. The Supervisor tells B&T to start cleaning those pelicans and he will come back in a while and check on them.
Supervisor comes back about 3 hrs later and there is B &T sitting on a couple of big coolers and covered with sweat and oil. B looks at the supervisor and says " Boss this is hard work but we got about 50 gutted, plucked, and in the coolers... after lunch we will go back and get the rest"
B&T got fired...
So the supervisor with B&T get in a Pickup truck and drive down a long swamp road and at the end is a huge fenced in pen of oil drenched pelicans. The Supervisor tells B&T to start cleaning those pelicans and he will come back in a while and check on them.
Supervisor comes back about 3 hrs later and there is B &T sitting on a couple of big coolers and covered with sweat and oil. B looks at the supervisor and says " Boss this is hard work but we got about 50 gutted, plucked, and in the coolers... after lunch we will go back and get the rest"
B&T got fired...
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