re: Dirtiest Boudreaux and Thibodaux jokes

B and T are walking through the woods when T shuffles off to take a piss behind the tree. All of a sudden, a water moccasin pops up and bites T on the dick. He stumbles toward B and says, "B, Dat dere moccasin just bit me on on da dick. Go get help!"

B runs into town and finds the town doctor delivering a baby. He tells the doc what happen and the doc says, "I can't leave now. Just make a cut where the bite is and suck out the poison. That should save his life. "

B runs back to T who is now laying by a tree, pants unzipped and everything hanging out. T asks, "where da Dat doc? What'd he say?"

B looks at T and says, "my friend, that doc says you going to die."

B&T are frog gigging at night from B's 14 ft Jon boat. B's at the outboard tiller steering with a headlamp on his head so they can see what they doing and where they going. They going fast.

In the bow, the wind gets under the bill of T's favorite LSU baseball cap and blows off, up in the air and finally lands in the bayou in the wake.

T screamed "Stop de boat, stop de boat, tern a round go back go back go back I lost my cap it's in da water behind de boat!"

B stops and turns the bow to face the cap sitting on the bayou lit up by B's headlamp. He says "We doesn't need to go backwards in de boat to go back dere and get your cap, you dumas. Alsa you gots to doo is hop up on dat beam of light shining outa my lamp and walk out dere fiddy feet or so, pick up your cap and come back and jump back in and we can get going again."

T, stares hard at B and says " You tink I'm some stupid yeah. As soon as I'm on my way back to de boat halfway, I know damn good and well
you gonna turn that light off and I'm damn well gonna fall in that damn water and get wet.

When the hell did Boudreaux and Thibodaux become gay? I've never heard this shite before now. Is this the new PC B & T?

Boudreaux and Thibodaux both had the reputation of being extremely frugal. They both claimed to be the Triftiest Cajun, so their buddies decide to have a contest and settle it once and for all. The contest would be they would give Boudreaux and Thibodaux each a dime at the beginning of the week. At the end of the week, they would each tell how far they stretched that dime and the winner would win the title.

When the week was up they all got together and Boudreaux went first. I got to be da triftiest, he says. I took dat dime to Comeaux's store and bought me a big cigar. I cut dat cigar in seven pieces. Each day I smoke a piece. Dat cigar last da whole damn week. I'm da triftiest!

Hole on der Boudreaux! I tink I got you beat, says Thibodaux.

See I took my dime to Comeaux's store too. I say, Comeaux, give me a dimes wort a boudin. I took dat boudin home, and I peel dat skin off and me an Clotille eat dat boudin till we was full full. Den I took that boudin skin an I wash it out real good and I hang it on a nail on da bedroom wall. Dat night Clotille she start ta rubbin dat ting on me an got me all excited. Now we already done had way too many chilren, so I git dat boudin skin, an I slip it on my dick and we frick. Den I take dat skin and hang it back on da wall. Dat boudin musta been full of cayenne, cause dat went on all night long.

Next mornin I wake up and I need to shite man! I look an Clotille she done beat me to dat batroom. I tink I'm gonna shite dat bed, den I see dat skin on da wall. So I take dat an I real careful shite in dat skin an tie it up wit a little knot.

Now here come da win! I take dat down to Comeaux's store, an I walk rat up and tell Comeaux, Comeaux! Your boudin tastes like shite! Comeaux took one bite and gave me back ma dime!