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re: Dick Pics in the Workplace: A Spinoff Thread

Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:55 am to
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5663 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:55 am to
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Rumor is he slept with a realtor’s teenage (but legal) daughter. 


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:56 am to
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A picture is worth a thousand words.



"Three inches" is only a couple words
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11678 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:57 am to
Quite the pickle he put himself in.
Posted by RAB
Member since Aug 2019
1775 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:01 am to
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Most men at heart are poonhounds. You just have to discipline yourself and control yourself. Some can’t.


This, and porn has also led men to think that average women are just horny freaks looking to get off.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47776 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:18 am to
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Dude randomly starts calling 2-3 different women from work into his office (individually)


It was an even dozen women. 9 took the raise and more PTO. 2 of the 9 started driving 'vettes to work.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12783 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:42 am to
What a rookie. Real executives get their side pieces for a buck forty in the trailer park
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
16142 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:45 am to
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unless it's somebody you already have an established intimate relationship with


I have never once had either a girlfriend or my wife ask for a dick pic. Women generally don’t want to see your dick unless they’re wanting to have sex with you right then.
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 8:58 am
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3845 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:48 am to
Shooters Shoot.

This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 8:49 am
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1568 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:56 am to
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I would've just said it was a picture of someone else's junk, not mine.


Well that’d be a pretty gay move
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14225 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:59 am to
A better spinoff would have been a woman sending vag pics.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29167 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 9:05 am to
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On the screen was a picture of his cack. Of course, word spread, as there were no takers… they let him resign and he lied to his wife about the situation. Moved his family to another state.

Dude was effectively suicidal. He intentionally killed off his entire work and social self with a single act of stupidity. Dude needs help.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18349 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 9:07 am to
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I would've just said it was a picture of someone else's junk, not mine


They would do a lineup to see if they could pick his pecker out of the crowd
Posted by suavecito80
Member since Apr 2014
3375 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 9:13 am to
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do unsolicited d pics ever work? I've never done that but it seems like it'd always be a bad move unless it's somebody you already have an established intimate relationship with


I have asked women if it has worked on them. A resounding NO follows but a lot of dudes do it so there has to be some success rate to it regardless of how low it may be. Not my bag. I agree completely with you as well that those types of pics are done after it is cool to do not lead off with
Posted by Grebe
Member since Jan 2015
466 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 9:13 am to
Here is a related consideration. UDP or SDP status aside, how would one go about properly taking a DP? It seems like the picture would be upside down. Is the right DP technique to use a mirror? Asking for a friend.
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 9:18 am
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
7703 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 9:18 am to
Serious question..has showing a dick pick EVER actually made a constituent of decent character, actually decide they want to frick?
This situation sounds so random (no prior relations). The guy has developed a severe mental issue that makes his brain think this way
Posted by halleburton
Member since Dec 2009
1620 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 10:10 am to
I was wondering...sack, crack, cock? Lots of options.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15648 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 10:14 am to
The guys sex life was non existent. Not an excuse but he should have gotten a divorce or asked the wife to make changes.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33909 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 10:22 am to
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20393 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 10:33 am to
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it'd always be a bad move unless it's somebody you already have an established intimate relationship with


Even then, it’s still a bad idea.

Any woman who has a pic of your crank is liable to show her friends. Happily married or not.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4248 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 10:43 am to
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Here is a related consideration. UDP or SDP status aside, how would one go about properly taking a DP? It seems like the picture would be upside down. Is the right DP technique to use a mirror? Asking for a friend.


Thad Castle has you covered my good man:

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