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Dick Pics in the Workplace: A Spinoff Thread

Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:04 am
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5719 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:04 am
A friend of mine worked with this guy who was the all-American fellow. High school QB, valedictorian, served in the military, 4-year degree, and worked for over 20 years in a c-suite role at very reputable company. He was next in line for CEO upon the retirement of the current CEO. Married with three kids… great dad, active in church… you get the picture. Dude randomly starts calling 2-3 different women from work into his office (individually) to talk shop, etc. He decides to lay his phone on his desk in view of each lady. On the screen was a picture of his cack. Of course, word spread, as there were no takers… they let him resign and he lied to his wife about the situation. Moved his family to another state.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108755 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:06 am to
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11948 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:10 am to
Nvm
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 7:11 am
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
9562 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:16 am to
Most men at heart are poonhounds. You just have to discipline yourself and control yourself. Some can’t.
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
7136 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:17 am to
:wasthatwronggif:
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17742 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:19 am to
do unsolicited d pics ever work? I've never done that but it seems like it'd always be a bad move unless it's somebody you already have an established intimate relationship with
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32403 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:21 am to
I would've just said it was a picture of someone else's junk, not mine.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9656 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:24 am to
With 3 kids at home and a corporate workload its almost guaranteed he wasnt getting much at home.

Not excusing the behavior, but your entire description of the guy makes one assume he got poosie how he wanted it and whenever he wanted it for most of his life. 20 years and lots of kids and stress later, sprinkle in TrT therapy, and boom, there you have it.
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 7:25 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132704 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:27 am to
quote:

On the screen was a picture of his cack.


Was this intentional?
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5719 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:28 am to
Yes. Per the women. It was a hog… a cack.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
25229 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:29 am to
My lawyers will be in touch, Baw!
Posted by LCboi
Member since Mar 2015
440 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:30 am to
He is just trying the 50-50 drill. Pull it out gives you a 50-50 chance of them saying yes....
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64718 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:30 am to
quote:

On the screen was a picture of his cack.


He was showing them his arse crack?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74673 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:32 am to
quote:

On the screen was a picture of his cack.


quote:

Was this intentional?


I can only assume he was attempting to say “cock”, in a Boston accent.

Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2590 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:41 am to
One of my best friends now wife received one from Jaemis Winston. She was the property manager at the apartment complex he lived in off campus.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2618 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:43 am to
quote:

On the screen was a picture of his cack.


shooters shoot, right?


Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17206 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:48 am to
I’ve yet to ever hear of sending a dick pick to a random chick actually working.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9399 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Most men at heart are poonhounds. You just have to discipline yourself and control yourself. Some can’t.
this.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86462 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:50 am to
Had a guy here in my town who was running a very reputable and profitable title company for about 5-7 years here and was ubiquitous in the space. Wife and kids and great home. At all the fancy parties.

Rumor is he slept with a realtor’s teenage (but legal) daughter. Most of his employees quit, he sold his multimillion dollar home, and moved to Alabama to sell insurance

Icarus flying too close to the sun is still playing itself out daily.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45574 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:53 am to
That was supposed to stay between us.
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