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re: Could 100 average women beat the top male heavy weight MMA fighter?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:02 am to Bestbank Tiger
Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:02 am to Bestbank Tiger
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They can wrap up his arms and legs and then what does he do?
Whatever they want
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Posted on 6/12/25 at 8:03 am to BPTiger
The 100 women would just sit back and nag the dude to death.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:00 am to BPTiger
All 100 women would be trying to kick him in the nuts. They’d pulverize the poor guys nuts.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:01 am to BPTiger
Imagine 100 of these things in one place
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:17 am to BPTiger
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Could 100 average women beat the top male heavy weight MMA fighter?
No, you get 100 women together and they would eat their own fairly quickly. After they immediately form cliques, they would dissolve into arguments about why that bitch Julia gets to rush first or why is Cassandra wearing a dress when we explicitly told her to dress casual.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:17 am to BPTiger
I don't think you realize just how many 100 people is. I guarantee you the dude doesn't have that must endurance to last through that many people. Could he lay out some people? Sure?. But what happens when 2 jump on his back at the same time? He's going to fall, and it's all over.
Hell, you forget that we men have a huge kryptonite that women know how to exploit. All it takes is a single good kick to the nuts, and it's all over. The women will pulverize the shite out of the poor guy's nuts.
Hell, you forget that we men have a huge kryptonite that women know how to exploit. All it takes is a single good kick to the nuts, and it's all over. The women will pulverize the shite out of the poor guy's nuts.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:21 am to BPTiger
IF there is open space and the man decides to make the average group of women chase him for just thirty minutes; is it not then as easy as fish in a barrel?
Think bob sapp, he was at no advantage only 3 minutes into the fight due to cardio. .
And I understand that you’re saying well the women should wise up and only send 20 of them at a time. Well then it’s really one MMA fighter versus 20 girls.
Then it’s the MMA guy versus another 20 girls. It’s still a good question.
However, no one would agree on what the average woman really is.
Think bob sapp, he was at no advantage only 3 minutes into the fight due to cardio. .
And I understand that you’re saying well the women should wise up and only send 20 of them at a time. Well then it’s really one MMA fighter versus 20 girls.
Then it’s the MMA guy versus another 20 girls. It’s still a good question.
However, no one would agree on what the average woman really is.
This post was edited on 6/12/25 at 9:24 am
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:23 am to BPTiger
Of course not, at least 75 of them will fight amongst themselves, and that may be too low.
The other 25 will not work together and will come at him one at a tome and get knocked out.
In a perfect world where 20 women jump on him at the same time, go after legs, get him to the ground, and then 20 others stomp his head, that will work.
Have you ever been in a meeting where a woman has an idea or a group of women plan literally anything?
A vacation where a woman plans literally anything?
There ia ZERO frickING CHANCE that 100 women work together and also simultaneously have the courage to take that guy on.
The other 25 will not work together and will come at him one at a tome and get knocked out.
In a perfect world where 20 women jump on him at the same time, go after legs, get him to the ground, and then 20 others stomp his head, that will work.
Have you ever been in a meeting where a woman has an idea or a group of women plan literally anything?
A vacation where a woman plans literally anything?
There ia ZERO frickING CHANCE that 100 women work together and also simultaneously have the courage to take that guy on.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:26 am to BPTiger
I think 5 black queens would put a hurting on that guy.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 9:27 am to BPTiger
yes with no problems. they would go for the nuts and eyes and he would be completely overwhelmed in less than a minute
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:00 am to BPTiger
No way. Men and women are built completely different physically and hormonally. I don’t care what liberals say. Men and women don’t even store fat in the same areas.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:07 am to BPTiger
Jorge Masvidal answered this already. 
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:15 am to dnm3305
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Have you ever been in a meeting where a woman has an idea or a group of women plan literally anything?
Yes
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A vacation where a woman plans literally anything?
Yes
How have you surrounded yourself with incompetent women your whole life?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:22 am to biglego
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Imagine 100 of these things in one place
I love that gif
That woman must have been strong as an ox. Those tables are big, bulky, and heavy and she tossed it like 10 feet like it was nothing.
This post was edited on 6/12/25 at 10:23 am
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:23 am to LSUPERMAN
Infinite lol
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:24 am to tigersownall
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I think 5 black queens would put a hurting on that guy.
No
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:24 am to BPTiger
They'd nag and ninner him to death.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:32 am to cbree88
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That woman must have been strong as an ox. Those tables are big, bulky, and heavy and she tossed it like 10 feet like it was nothing.
Don’t forget no selling catching a fricking flying metal chair with 1 arm lol
Posted on 6/12/25 at 10:42 am to BPTiger
MMA/BJJ absolutely sucks in group fights.
The guy would jump on the ground and spread his legs only to be kicked in the nuts by 100 women
The end
The guy would jump on the ground and spread his legs only to be kicked in the nuts by 100 women
The end
This post was edited on 6/12/25 at 10:47 am
Posted on 6/12/25 at 12:20 pm to Joshjrn
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That’s the issue people gloss over. Now, you kidnap the children of 100 women, bury the children alive, and tell the women the kids have 30m of oxygen but will be released when the man is dead, and all of a sudden, things get more interesting.
It all comes down to commitment. If all 101 people are live or die committed, the women win easily. The women would weigh over 6 tons vs 220 to 240 pounds. It won't take a lot of full-on bites for the man to start leaking life juice at an alarming rate.
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