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re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:35 pm to X82ndTiger
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:35 pm to X82ndTiger
Bottom of the barrel engineering if you have someone writing long, retarded emails instead of doing productive work
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Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:37 pm to X82ndTiger
You got most of them
You missed:
Pull through
Right size
Through put
Assessment
Utilization
metrics
Encapsulate
Task ownership
Acronyms were the fad at Schlumberger
You missed:
Pull through
Right size
Through put
Assessment
Utilization
metrics
Encapsulate
Task ownership
Acronyms were the fad at Schlumberger
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:41 pm to X82ndTiger
At the end of the day, are we looking at the optics of these buzzwords holistically? If not, we should pivot and take it offline.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:41 pm to X82ndTiger
Buzzwords remind me of travel ball names
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:51 pm to X82ndTiger
I think you have much opportunity to address the challenges in your initial message by streamlining the focus points and perhaps presenting in a deck by EOD, COB.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:56 pm to X82ndTiger
That was very accurate!
But i don't get bothered by it
But i don't get bothered by it
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:59 pm to X82ndTiger
I love playing buzzword bingo on conference calls.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 10:01 pm to EventHorizon
At this point it’s just funny. So many posers trying to act like real ‘leaders’ by spewing this crap.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 10:02 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
We need an app for buzzword bingo.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 10:24 pm to X82ndTiger
If I hear our CEO say "leveraging," "verticals," or "leveraging verticals" one more time I'm going to punch him in the face.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 10:33 pm to X82ndTiger
At least you started a dialogue.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 10:35 pm to X82ndTiger
Posted on 6/2/19 at 10:38 pm to X82ndTiger
I like it but how the frick did you write all that without networking at all?
Posted on 6/2/19 at 11:02 pm to X82ndTiger
I had an internal interview for a corporate position. After I hung up the phone, I emailed my poc in hr and asked politely to be removed from consideration. The interview was with the person that would be my superior and heavy on buzz words and very little on substance.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 6:19 am to X82ndTiger
Yahtzee!!
Posted on 6/3/19 at 6:22 am to X82ndTiger
Ahhh corporate welfare. What is it ya do here at initech?
Posted on 6/3/19 at 6:44 am to fightin tigers
This is turning into a biweekly thread.
Which is what happens when you water down the Off Topic Lounge by creating 50 other more specific off topic boards. Threads get recycled at the cyclic rate.
Which is what happens when you water down the Off Topic Lounge by creating 50 other more specific off topic boards. Threads get recycled at the cyclic rate.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 6:53 am to X82ndTiger
Your post appears to have many opportunities for improvement.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 7:00 am to X82ndTiger
Learning to quickly filter through non-sense emails is an important skill as you move up. It's up there with delegating shite you shouldn't be doing.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 7:05 am to X82ndTiger
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At this point it’s just funny. So many posers trying to act like real ‘leaders’ by spewing this crap.
At some point, its like the main qualification for being in management is to learn how to fit in with the culture and quickly rise to the next position. It has nothing to do with being a former expert in your field. Which is troubling in the engineering world
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