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X82ndTiger
LSU Fan
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2120 posts

Corporate Buzzwords BS email
How many of you deal with this crap on a daily basis???

We need to create some synergies so that we can align and sync up to have a value add to our calls. Maybe even have a deep dive and come up with a game plan so that we become laser focused while picking up the low hanging fruit and drive results. It will require all hands on deck as long as we loop in everyone and assign action items and think outside the box about our pain points so that we don’t have to reinvent the wheel.

We are in the driver’s seat and I think that we can help move the needle and bring some more things to the table as long as we have some things in the pipeline and don’t have to run anything up the ladder. Our window of opportunity is closing so hopefully we won’t have to go back to the drawing board. Otherwise, if none of this can get done in a timely manner with all the moving parts someone will have to jump ship or else they will get off the bus if they haven’t already been thrown under the bus to begin with.

If for some reason we cannot accomplish our tasks we have some options in our back pocket that we can circle back on so that we don’t have a hard stop or disruption to our business or boundary partners. We have to work closely with our physical boots on the ground partners and ensure we are in lockstep with them. Again, if we cannot come to an agreement we will likely have to take the discussion offline and be crystal clear with our messaging. I just really want to make sure that this is on everyone’s radar, and although it is a paradigm shift, it is up to us to move the needle. I hope this is clear to everyone and that you can utilize the toolkits and navigate the very unique situations that we encounter. This could be a game changer! Ping me if you have any questions.

Regards, Thanks, Thank You, Sincerely, Yours Truly.

How was that for a long email without actually saying anything?


danilo
Member since Nov 2008
9260 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
I ain’t reading that crap


TDsngumbo
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fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
55329 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
This is turning into a biweekly thread.

We should set up a meeting to whiteboard ideas to prevent others from creating them.


vuvuzela
Alabama Fan
Member since Jun 2010
10103 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
read every word and it infuriated me


tylerlsu2008
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2015
333 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
This made me laugh, cringe, and cry all at once. While i'm currently dealing with work BS as we speak...


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X82ndTiger
LSU Fan
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2120 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Was on a conference call one day and kept hearing this over and over again. Took me like 5 minutes to type this up due to me being so pissed off. Yes, infuriating to say the least.


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PiscesTiger
Seton Hall Fan
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
47173 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Suicide is not an option. Stick it out.


X82ndTiger
LSU Fan
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2120 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
LOL, not an option. I think it’s funny and usually play along with it just to piss people off.


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Geauxboy
LSU Fan
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4270 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Has "right" made it's way yet?

What we need to do, right, is find new ways to leverage synergies, right, because that's what our customers expect, right, and quite frankly why they pay us, right?


Yewkindewit
LSU Fan
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
15911 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
I read it and don’t miss any of my time with the big corporation.


Eric Nies Grind Time
Liberty Fan
Member since Sep 2012
22297 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
What's the deal with airline food?


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Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2328 posts
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re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Insurance salesman?


X82ndTiger
LSU Fan
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2120 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Yeah, that’s in the mix too, right? Another one that’s overused way too much but not necessarily in emails, just while speaking. Right?


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X82ndTiger
LSU Fan
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2120 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Nope, not insurance. Can be incorporated into any corporate lingo.


Crow Pie
Tulane Fan
Nuero ICU - Tulane Medical Center
Member since Feb 2010
21402 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
I did that corporate BS song and dance for 15 years where meetings were held to plan meetings to create power points to deliver at a meeting.

My current job is best ever...no meetings and call if you have a real problem!


MBclass83
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
7232 posts

re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Worst part of any job is the emails. Such BS. Oh, I farted. Better email everyone and give them details. Haaaaaaaaate it.


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GetCocky11
South Carolina Fan
Arlen, TX
Member since Oct 2012
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heypaul
Penn Fan
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
36559 posts

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My cooperate office lady sent an e-mail titled "Urgent, Send Nudes."






But.... It's not what you're thinking


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GaDawg9977
USA Fan
Member since Aug 2016
2302 posts
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“At the end of the day” ...don’t forget all of the abbreviations. The RVP wants the NSP of the MSA to be A ok so be sure your pipeline is up to date ASAP. Blah, blah, blah.


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