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re: Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:54 pm to X82ndTiger
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:54 pm to X82ndTiger
Your sales manager, if he does that, sounds awful.
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Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:55 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Believe it or not, Engineering not sales.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:00 pm to X82ndTiger
You left out skill set
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:03 pm to X82ndTiger
Your KPIs are such that we may need you to complete the attached action plan by EOD. Thanks!
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:04 pm to X82ndTiger
You must work for Cintas
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:04 pm to X82ndTiger
quote:
assess the target value design items that have been accepted and now represent our new construction target cost. We will need to understand the progression of the CDs with a focus upon the larger credit line items such as foundation, mechanical and HVAC. Please let me know when you might be able to provide that schedule.
Received this friday... then they called to discuss. All that to say, "send us updated plans ASAP"
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:13 pm to X82ndTiger
You forgot “agile” and “stack hands”. Agile has become the buzzword of the year where I work. I’ve been here 5 years and never heard it prior to this year when a few execs started throwing it around. Now it’s all over, emails, corporate communications, quotes from employees. Drives me nuts.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:15 pm to Duckhammer_77
What is the ask? We don't do well in that space but maybe if we vertically integrate, manage the pipeline by funneling all opportunities into SFDC and effectively navigate the headwinds while leveraging all of the tailwinds, our EBITDA will be best in class.
This post was edited on 6/2/19 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:19 pm to Yewkindewit
quote:
read it and don’t miss any of my time with the big corporatio
Keep this close to the vest.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:20 pm to X82ndTiger
Your company is likely a failing entity because not once did you mention the word "robust".
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:23 pm to X82ndTiger
You work for the same guy I do. Every week talking about moving the needle. 
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:25 pm to X82ndTiger
Any lessons learned from any of this?
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:26 pm to X82ndTiger
I’m pretty sure I’d quit my job if got that email? Like on the spot
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:26 pm to monteandmakers
Agile is so yesterday baw. Do you even DevOps? Or DevSecOps? Or SecOps?
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:29 pm to danilo
quote:
I ain’t reading that crap
Yet you’ll take the time to post about how 3 paragraphs is too much for your squirrel brain to handle
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:29 pm to BeerMoney
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Agile is so yesterday baw.
Pivot is the new agile.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:32 pm to X82ndTiger
Perfect.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:33 pm to VABuckeye
You left out "optics." And "The ask."
As in:
The ask is that you put the word optics in your diatribe.
As in:
The ask is that you put the word optics in your diatribe.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 9:35 pm to VABuckeye
quote:
Pivot is the new agile.
Fill me in.
I skipped every single Agile training session because I knew it was a fad.
What next ridiculous piece of shite will I be skipping?
Is it worse than KanBan boards and PI meetings that shut the corporation down 4 times a year?
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