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Comprehending The Incomprehensible

Posted on 7/30/26 at 11:42 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12675 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 11:42 pm
Putting the span of the known universe into perspective:

Suppose a single cell moves at 10 micrometers per second. To circle the entire Earth’s surface would take 100,000+ years. FWIW, Homo sapiens have only been around for roughly 300,000 years.

With our current technology, it would take humans 100,000+ years to reach Proxima Centauri, the closest known star to the sun. Which is approximately 40 trillion or 4.0 x 10^13 km away from the sun.

In other words: the distance to the nearest star is already so huge that crossing it with today’s technology takes about as long as a single cell would need to crawl once around the entire Earth.

The estimated diameter of the observable universe is roughly 8.8 x 10^23 km.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
80217 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19957 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 11:52 pm to
Mother fricker I damn near didn’t graduate high school. I’m trying to figure out how long I have to work to hit 10 mil for retirement.

Not the 10’s of shite you just hit me with.
This post was edited on 7/30/26 at 11:54 pm
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
16119 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 11:55 pm to
The universe has been expanding, but it’s going to start contracting in the next two years.

So, things are about to start getting closer. Give it time. We’re about to start traveling between stars. Universe travel is going to be quick in 4 billion years.
Posted by Cfrobel
Member since Nov 2019
346 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

The universe has been expanding, but it’s going to start contracting in the next two years.


According to who? It's generally accepted the expansion of the universe is accelerating and its ultimate fate is a heat death.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16642 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:07 am to
I prefer conceiving the inconceivable like when people are catching up to me as I climb the Cliffs of Insanity.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
80217 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:09 am to
quote:

Mother fricker I damn near didn’t graduate high school. I’m trying to figure out how long I have to work to hit 10 mil for retirement


If you grossed 250k per year since the 80s you would barely make 10MM before retirement.

You don't need that much to retire. You do you though.
This post was edited on 7/31/26 at 12:10 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45750 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:12 am to
quote:

Suppose a single cell moves at 10 micrometers per second.


Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
33902 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:15 am to
I prefer my math in miles
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12675 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:19 am to
quote:

I’m trying to figure out how long I have to work to hit 10 mil for retirement.


Well, given your line of work (sucking dick) at a going rate of $10 per dick sucked, you would need to suck 1 million dicks in total. If you averaged 78.28 per day it would take approximately 35.0 years to reach your goal for retirement.
Posted by AlwysATgr
Member since Apr 2008
21764 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:20 am to
quote:

The universe has been expanding


Expanding into what?
Posted by Cfrobel
Member since Nov 2019
346 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:25 am to
quote:

Expanding into what?


It's not expanding into anything, space itself is expanding.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9397 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 1:35 am to
Thinking that an event as momentous as the universe, expanding since the dawn of time, will begin contracting within two years is utterly laughable.

Is it possible? Sure. Just about as likely as you and I both hitting the Powerball Saturday.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
9275 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 6:26 am to
I always like this one…



The difference in size between our entire body and the smallest identifiable subunit of our body (a quark) is just about the same scale as the difference in size between our entire body and 300 light years (thousands of neighboring solar systems).

So if you think about your existence from the perspective of the smallest subunit in your body, you are about the same size as a few thousand solar systems put together.
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3175 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 6:35 am to
quote:

Suppose a single cell moves at 10 micrometers per second.


My sperm cells travel MUCH faster than that.

Allegedly.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
5307 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 6:35 am to
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10434 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:12 am to
There was a time on earth when up to 5 or 6 different Homo species lived at the same time. That amazes me.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12456 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:28 am to
quote:

There was a time on earth when up to 5 or 6 different Homo species lived at the same time


The OG LGBTQs.
Posted by AlwysATgr
Member since Apr 2008
21764 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:06 am to
quote:

It's not expanding into anything, space itself is expanding.


So what "space" is it expanding into?
This post was edited on 7/31/26 at 11:39 am
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13537 posts
Posted on 7/31/26 at 9:09 am to
quote:

8.8 x 10^23 km

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