re: Colin Jost is the luckiest s.o.b

What is up with the color of her shins??? Is she wearing panty hose?

Yuck but who am I kidding, still wood.

Are we supposed to know who these people are?

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He might be lucky, but he ain't smart.

Bought the Staten Island Ferry.

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Pete Davidson, Colin Jost, Ron Castellano, and comedy club owner Paul Italia bought a decommissioned, 277-foot-long ferry from a New York auction for $280,100.

"I joke about it a lot, but it is, we've done some events on it where we really have already made back the money we've invested and the money we've spent on stuff to dock it and all that," Jost told hosts Will Arnett, Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes.

You’re gay if you still wouldn’t breed that

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We are the same age

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Are you a woman? She is old for a woman in Hollywood. Old in Hollywood is different for men and women. Especially for women whose best characteristic is their looks.

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He could do better

She’s old

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Not doubting the do better thing because she's been married a few times. But he is older. And they married several years ago. So, she wasn't 40 when he married her.