re: Colin Jost is the luckiest s.o.b

Posted by Lou

Modesto, CA

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:32 am to iwyLSUiwy

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the Pentecostal grandma style

Not complete without the beehive. The higher the hair, the closer to God.

Rest in peace dear sister Vestal Goodman. Even though you weren't Pentecostal, you will always be the queen of the Pentecostal Pouf.

This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 10:35 am

Posted by iwyLSUiwy

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:34 am to Bard

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Black Widow

In Avengers Endgame (?) there's the lie where it shows Captain Americas butt and Tony Stark goes "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's arse." Got a chuckle from the audience.

A scene or two later it shows a closeup of Black Widow walking away and a dude in theatres goes "No. THAT"S America's arse." Theatre died laughing.

Posted by iwyLSUiwy

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:35 am to Gee Grenouille

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Doesn't she play short stop on the Derek Jeter herpes baseball diamond?

Yea but she got a hell of a Derek Jeter commemorative gift basket in return.

Posted by Captain Crown

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:45 am to Ziippy

Posted by Tornado Alley

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 10:47 am to Lou

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Rest in peace dear sister Vestal Goodman. Even though you weren't Pentecostal, you will always be the queen of the Pentecostal Pou

Are you saying the Church of God (Cleveland, TN) isn't pentecostal?

Bro they're pentecostal and holiness AF.

Posted by OweO

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:28 am to Ziippy

Whats the old saying? It doesn't matter how good she looks she is someone's problem?

Posted by chRxis

None of your fricking business

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:36 am to Ziippy

look, i ain't saying i wouldn't, b/c i definitely would, but i'm just saying there are much, much better looking women to be saying this about

Posted by jizzle6609

Houston

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:37 am to Ziippy

I thought it was a grandma at first t

Posted by Klark Kent

Houston via BR

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:39 am to baldona

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Doesn't she play short stop on the Derek Jeter herpes baseball diamond?

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So anyone that dates but doesn't marry a famous person is a POS?

Posted by ATrillionaire

Houston

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:42 am to Bard

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Not having that Marvel money coming in to make sure she can fit in that Black Widow outfit makes a difference.

I think she did just fine with Jurassic Park.

Posted by Bill Parker?

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:44 am to Ziippy

He might be lucky, but he ain't smart.

Bought the Staten Island Ferry.

Posted by bcoop199

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:45 am to Ziippy

She was always makeup dependent people just ignored her face isn't pretty because she had a great body....Sydney Sweeny syndrome.

Posted by MMauler

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:49 am to OweO

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Whats the old saying? It doesn't matter how good she looks she is someone's problem?

I thought it was -- I don’t care how good-looking she is, somebody, somewhere out there is sick and f*cking tired of all of her f*cking bullsh!t.

Posted by dallastiger55

Jennings, LA

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Posted on 8/13/26 at 11:55 am to upgrayedd

I used to not like Jost but he's grown on me. He was very likeable on Stern and I read his book where he says he has the most punchable face out there.