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Posted on 11/27/25 at 10:37 pm to SmelvinRat
Posted on 11/27/25 at 11:12 pm to DB_tiger
quote:
This is dangerous though. I did this one time as a teenager and suddenly got an extreme urge to shite. Realized I wasn’t gonna make it home so I tried to quickly shite in a ditch since nobody was around. Right as I was unleashing the Kraken some old black lady drove by, rolled down her window and yelled “aw HELL naw” then drove off. Never told my family, they would’ve killed me
That is post of the year nominee worthy
Posted on 11/28/25 at 2:39 am to SPEEDY
In Deutschland this is called Spaziergänge.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 3:08 am to UKWildcats
My grandpa called it the backdoor trots.
Old West cowboy talk for the aftermath.
Yes, I'm from a long line of rocky mountain hayseeds.
Old West cowboy talk for the aftermath.
Yes, I'm from a long line of rocky mountain hayseeds.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:55 am to NawlinsTiger9
quote:
The liberal woke MSM wants you to “walk” your farts off instead of blasting them into your recliner like a normal red blooded American
Nothing like a 10 year old+ fabric recliner with baked in fart and one armrest down to the wood.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:41 am to SPEEDY
Fart walk? I call this crop dusting
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:51 am to uscpuke
A certain percentage of the population’s fart walks will become shart walks.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 8:01 am to DB_tiger
quote:
some old black lady drove by, rolled down her window and yelled “aw HELL naw” then drove off.
Lol.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 8:26 am to DustyDinkleman
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Why do I have to walk to fart?
The article doesn't say this. It says a basic walk helps relieve bloating and flatulence. Fart walk is just a catchy name.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 10:09 am to JackieTreehorn
quote:
Nothing like a 10 year old+ fabric recliner with baked in fart and one armrest down to the wood.
Those are the most comfy ones for sure.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:02 pm to SPEEDY
How about just taking a huge bowel movement?
Posted on 11/28/25 at 8:01 pm to SPEEDY
Just fart at the table. Then you have more football watching time and less walking time.
Posted on 11/28/25 at 8:21 pm to SPEEDY
Take a walk somewhere and fart? I usually just wait until I am in close proximity to one of my liberal relatives and let it rip.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:53 am to SPEEDY
These comments are hilarious!
Posted on 11/29/25 at 7:26 am to DustyDinkleman
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Why do I have to walk to fart?
It was adequately explained in the OP. It makes you feel better, plus it helps mitigate the spike in blood sugar levels that result in fat storage.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 7:07 pm to tigergirl10
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These comments are hilarious!
What’s your policy on your post-Thanksgiving dinner farts?
Posted on 11/29/25 at 7:11 pm to BLP
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Just fart at the table. Then you have more football watching time and less walking time.
This
Posted on 11/29/25 at 7:48 pm to cbree88
What makes any of this Thanksgiving specific?
This is like my everyday.
This is like my everyday.
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