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re: Chuck Norris has died

Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:09 am to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66809 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:09 am to
Godspeed, beautiful soul.

This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 10:04 am
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:09 am to
Well frick
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76019 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:09 am to
That's a tough one. RIP, Chuck......I don't even want to make one of the jokes.

ETA: On second, thought, this is perfect:
quote:

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He just lets it win sometimes to keep the game interesting.

Hatip to StrongOffer or whomever he got it from.
This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 9:12 am
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:10 am to
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
5233 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:10 am to
May the eyes of the ranger be upon you Mr. Norris
This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 9:12 am
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
14058 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:11 am to
A real patriot, one of the greats! RIP Walker Texas Ranger.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11963 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:11 am to
God has feared the day Chuck Norris comes knocking on His gates

RIP
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
25148 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:12 am to
Damn. I wonder what will become of the Lone Wolf ranch he owned. Drive by his house often.

If Chuck Norris can’t beat death no one can.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76019 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:13 am to
quote:

A real patriot, one of the greats! RIP Walker Texas Ranger.

I used to watch that show with my grandmother. She loved Chuck Norris and my mom couldn't stand him. So, always go next door and watch that show with my grandma. Good times.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26791 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:13 am to
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35040 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:13 am to
Must have been an accident or something
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3871 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:13 am to
He saved Average Joe’s. True American legend.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21123 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:14 am to
Chuck Norris chose to die because there were no asses left to kick on earth.
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2753 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:15 am to
NOOOOOOOOO
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18375 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:17 am to
I wonder who's in charge of heaven now. When I walk into church on Sunday, will there be a giant Chuck Norris statue hanging on the wall instead of a crucifix?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40903 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

He died Thursday morning in Hawaii, according to the family


Chuck Norris should have released his own statement about his death. He was always the best about giving good people bad news.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73727 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:19 am to
I don’t want to live in a world where there’s no Chuck Norris. :(
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8579 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:19 am to
St. Michael is about to add a killer roundhouse kick to his arsenal for revelations
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Chuck Norris has died


Won't believe it until he updates his social media page himself.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4232 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:20 am to
Chuck Norris helped U2 find what they were looking for.

RIP to an absolute beast of a man.
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