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re: Chuck Norris has died

Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26511 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

He'll probably be back alive


If it is reported next week he was spotted in Iran in the middle of the night taking out bad guys, I won’t be surprised.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15248 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:55 pm to
I have to say that after walking through a nursing home, quick death is what I’d want.

I don’t want to spend my last days shitting diapers.
Posted by JperiodCperiod
Member since Aug 2022
137 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:15 pm to
Last I heard it was death that had a near Chuck experience.
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1444 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:57 pm to
Chuck Norris died? I didnt know that was possible.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17302 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:03 pm to
Doctors are saying that they expect him to recover quickly.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7502 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:44 pm to
Legend

Died of old age?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40051 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Doctors are saying that they expect him to recover quickly.


If thry know what's good for them...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122361 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:10 pm to
Technically no one dies of old age. Its something that causes it, that might be contributed to old age..
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1661 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:10 pm to
Even legends leave.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38887 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:50 pm to
RIP
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26689 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1957 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

RIP Chuck Norris. Man I feel like my child hood has being taken away from me one legendary person at a time lately.


I was literally just telling my wife the same thing as I started reading this thread. She said “Well you know who is probably next”
I cussed her for putting that bad juju out there. I’m not ready for Clint to go.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24737 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 1:54 am to
Posted by BamaSaint
Moh-beel
Member since Mar 2013
4047 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 2:37 am to
quote:

OweO

Why don't you just roll down a hill
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108536 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:49 am to
Missing in action was one of the best movies ever made. He may roundhouse kick st peter at the gate just to set the tone.
Posted by SATNIGHTS
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2008
2504 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:50 am to
Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet……


…..he scares the shite out of it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122361 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 4:32 pm to
Why don't you drink some antifreeze?
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