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re: Chrysler’s entire lineup consists of 2 vehicles

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Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
8017 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:03 pm to
Saw a good looking white girl walking through the parking lot the other day. Got in a new 300 with blacked out windows. My first thought was “she likes the BBC” is that wrong of me to assume?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:05 pm to
Safe assumption, although I always kind of liked the looks of Chrysler cars
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14607 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:24 pm to
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Not that one model makes a huge difference but I’m surprised they aren’t making the 200 anymore.


Only rental companies bought those pieces of shite.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76131 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:42 pm to
The Pacifica depreciates like a horseshoe floats.

We destroyed a parked (and THANK GOD empty) Pacifica that was five model years old last year.

I couldn’t believe how little the value of it was.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:42 pm to
Make a few things well instead of a bunch of shitty ones
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

iglego

Saw a good looking white girl walking through the parking lot the other day. Got in a new 300 with blacked out windows. My first thought was “she likes the BBC” is that wrong of me to assume?





your posts says teeny cock, that shrinks in the presence of hot women.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
8017 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:25 am to
My wife says “at least it doesn’t hurt”
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:28 am to
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Is the brand about to die?

Don't they die about every 20 yrs or so?
Posted by jordan21210
Member since Apr 2009
14228 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:49 am to
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Has Chrysler ever made an SUV/crossover?


They have but after they realigned the brands I believe all SUV’s will be going to Jeep. The Grand Wagoneer will be making a comeback soon and the Durango is supposed to be going away.

Chrysler/Dodge = mid/large sedans, performance cars, minivans
Ram = Pick up trucks
Jeep = SUVs
Fiat = compact cars
Alfa Romeo = mid tier luxury
Maserati = premium luxury (although outside of the Gran Turismo, they suck)

I’ll have to double check their 5 year plan that came out just before Sergio Marchionne passed away, I forget if they are phasing Chrysler and Dodge out completely or keeping them around. I know they announced a shift to focus on SUV production.
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
5564 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:54 am to
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college football recruits and thugs.


So says the Kentucky basketball fan.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35037 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:59 am to
i know a guy who has worked at Dodger/Chrysler for 20 years in corporate

he said they know they make shitty vehicles and are always at the bottom of the reliability rankings. Said they make their money on finance and service, and that over 50% of their buyers are minority low income people and they get ridiculous finance rates on them.


He drives a Maserati and even admitted thats pretty much a POS, lol

Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:00 am to
The 200 was a catastrophic failure
Posted by jordan21210
Member since Apr 2009
14228 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:10 am to
quote:

he said they know they make shitty vehicles and are always at the bottom of the reliability rankings. Said they make their money on finance and service, and that over 50% of their buyers are minority low income people and they get ridiculous finance rates on them.


FWIW this applies to almost every single auto manufacturer. Why do you think they each have their own credit arms?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:35 am to
Who wrecks a parked car so bad to total it.
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6687 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 8:13 am to
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weagle99


Worried you can't trade in your convertible Sebring for a new model?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 8:56 am to
When I think Sebring, I think Michael Scott.

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 8:58 am to
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I forgot that the 300 was still being produced.



Black guy in BR has one chopped into a convertible with a restyled front windshield.

It's actually gorgeous.
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
15393 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:22 am to
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Why do you think they each have their own credit arms?


To be fair, without their own banks, they’d never be able to get any cars off the lot. How many people do you think actually pay cash for new vehicles as opposed to leasing and financing. Also, a captive bank is able to give slightly better rates than independent financing, thus also making it easier to get a buyer into the car.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76131 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:28 am to
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Who wrecks a parked car so bad to total it.
Think:



It was an employee's parked car.
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:34 am to
List of Chrysler Brands

They own a little more than 2 vehicles
This post was edited on 1/18/19 at 9:35 am
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