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re: Christina Aguilera looks pretty damn good in a tight latex dress (NSFW)

Posted on 4/7/22 at 11:51 am to
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24026 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 11:51 am to
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Damn shame what she did to herself.


She's growing older and doesn't care.
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
12156 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 11:51 am to
This version of her put her at the top of my list.





Then, she fell victim to the Hollywood influence and pressure.



Then, she fell vicitm to the fork.





Now?... Looks like bad plastic surgery as well.




I am sad to say it. But I think I chose wrong, and I admit I was wrong.
Britney was always the better choice.




Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56275 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 11:51 am to
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WTF is up with chicks always looking like they're wet now?

The hair is a problem
was my first thought. Glad you said it.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44448 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 11:51 am to
Why do women do this to themselves?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92390 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 11:52 am to
disagree
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1108 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:00 pm to
She looks like she would taste like salty wet garbage.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18096 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:01 pm to
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She looks sticky

Exactly. Ever hop in a hotel room in a humid environment and the sheets are sticky and kind of cold but wet at all at the same time? And smell kind of musty? That's how she looks.
Posted by Winstonscrabfingers
Member since Oct 2021
542 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:04 pm to
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She looks like she would taste like salty wet garbage.

I'd find out if she let me.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24251 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:09 pm to
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she looks damn good covered in rubber.

You may need to visit an optometrist baw.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20433 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:13 pm to
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It looks she buys her makeup at Home Depot


In bulk.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4443 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:15 pm to
20 years ago I woulda said Christina every day and twice on Sunday. I’d take Britney now


Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8526 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:16 pm to
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It looks she buys her makeup at Home Depot

In bulk.


Home delivery, by tanker. Way too much makeup. She was a pretty girl and could be a lovely lady, but that makeup needs to be toned way down.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76341 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19984 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:18 pm to
Looks like Dakota fanning
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76341 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:20 pm to
another pretty girl morphing into a clown.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:20 pm to
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:20 pm to
Damn, it's been downhill ever since Genie in a Bottle. There's a reason people like the girl next door look. Guys want to marry the girl next door and only do other things with the slutty girl.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4305 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
57075 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:26 pm to

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:34 pm to
With a thikk* Madonna in 2003:



*not in a particularly attractive way, imo
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