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re: Chess prodigy Hans Niemann settles legal fight over claims he used anal beads to cheat
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:22 pm to Robin Masters
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:22 pm to Robin Masters
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settles legal fight over claims he used anal beads to cheat
What an arse.
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:25 pm to jatilen
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Now, months after the so-called cheating saga penetrated the chess world,
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:29 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:Kill two birds with one stone.
Why anal beads?
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:36 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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kudos to the writer for all of the double entendres.
His ANALysis was next level.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:39 pm to jatilen
It's always Sunny episode: Frank Vs. Russia.
Great episode
Great episode
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:48 pm to jatilen
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Chess prodigy Hans Niemann settles legal fight over claims he used anal beads to cheat
This is the sort of important, hard-hitting news I have come to expect from the OT.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 9:14 pm to jatilen
Hans cheated. It was pretty obvious. He obliterated Magnus, who is the best chess player of all time. He then went on to lose his next 4-5 matches to people not even on Magnus' hemisphere.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 9:17 pm to jatilen
bonus points for including sex toy, erupted, wiggled, and penetrated.
This post was edited on 8/29/23 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 8/29/23 at 9:22 pm to jatilen
Posted on 8/29/23 at 9:31 pm to jatilen
So how and who knew he was using anal beads?
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Norwegian assmaster Magnus Carlsen
Posted on 8/29/23 at 9:52 pm to SouthPlains
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but doesn’t deny using anal beads…
Gig’em
Posted on 8/29/23 at 10:00 pm to WaterLink
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that was a joke on reddit that turned into a meme that everyone ran with
It was Eric Hansen on his chess twitch stream that quipped that.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 10:06 pm to jatilen
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anal beads
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He wiggled his way out of this one.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 10:23 pm to bayoumuscle21
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Hans cheated. It was pretty obvious. He obliterated Magnus, who is the best chess player of all time. He then went on to lose his next 4-5 matches to people not even on Magnus' hemisphere.
So who was giving Hans the moves to obliterate Magnus and why wasn’t that guy/gal in the tournament?
Posted on 8/29/23 at 10:26 pm to bayoumuscle21
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Hans cheated. It was pretty obvious. He obliterated Magnus, who is the best chess player of all time. He then went on to lose his next 4-5 matches to people not even on Magnus' hemisphere.
Hans is good enough to beat Magnus in the occasional game but it isn't that he beat him it is how he beat him. There was just too high of an engine correlation with a couple that no flesh and blood player would have likely ever made.
Doesn't help he was a known and admitted cheater though never caught cheating OTB.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 10:27 pm to jatilen
Why wouldn't his coach just play if he was the one telling him what to do?
Posted on 8/29/23 at 11:03 pm to jatilen
Ace Rothstein wouldn't let him get away with that.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 11:21 pm to noonan
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Why wouldn't his coach just play if he was the one telling him what to do?
Because the "coach" would be looking at a computer that tells him what move has the highest pct of winning at each turn... Something humans aren't capable of calculating.
Posted on 8/29/23 at 11:50 pm to Meauxjeaux
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So who was giving Hans the moves to obliterate Magnus and why wasn’t that guy/gal in the tournament?
Stockfish isn’t getting invited to tournaments.
Posted on 8/30/23 at 12:00 am to noonan
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Why wouldn't his coach just play if he was the one telling him what to do?
The coach or whomever else was helping would have been using an engine. Which is how one catches cheaters, when a very high percentage of ones moves correlate to engine moves especially when they look odd to human players initially then there is a good chance that they are cheating. If I log onto chess.com I can use an engine and wreak havoc on players ranked much higher than me, and I will immediately be called out.
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