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Chess prodigy Hans Niemann settles legal fight over claims he used anal beads to cheat

Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:13 pm
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:13 pm
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He wiggled his way out of this one.

A US teenage chess prodigy dogged by claims he used vibrating “anal beads” to cheat during a high-stakes match has been partially vindicated after he and his opponent agreed to resolve a bombshell legal battle.

Hans Niemann, 19, rocked the chess world after his rival, Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, 31, alleged the American used a sex toy to cheat during a tournament in St. Louis, Missouri last September.

An investigation into Niemann’s play conducted by Chess.com stated that Niemann likely “received illegal assistance” in more than 100 online games, as recently as 2020, according to the Wall Street Journal.

Niemann, who fiercely denied the allegations, swiftly slapped Carlsen and online platform Chess.com with a $100 million lawsuit accusing them of defamation for the bead-cheating allegations.

Now, months after the so-called cheating saga penetrated the chess world, all parties have agreed to drop the legal fight, Chess.com revealed in a statement Monday.

Chess.com added that Niemann is now welcome to play at future events and his account has been reinstated.

“I look forward to competing against Magnus in chess rather than in court,” Niemann said in a joint statement.

The legal battle erupted after Niemann’s upset victory over Carlsen — who has been the world’s top-ranked player for more than a decade — at last year’s Sinquefield Cup tournament in St. Louis.

Carlsen quickly withdrew from the tournament and later took to Twitter to accuse Niemann of cheating.

The allegations sparked such uproar that Niemann started facing wild rumors that he’d used a rectally inserted sex toy to receive wireless signals from his coach about his winning moves.

During the US Chess Championships in St. Louis in October, an official even used a metal detector to inspect Niemann’s rear before he could play in the tournament.


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An old dude checking his butt with a metal detector:

This post was edited on 8/29/23 at 4:14 pm
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
508 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:19 pm to
So he denies using anal beads to cheat, but doesn’t deny using anal beads…
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26776 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:19 pm to
I really don't understand the mechanics of this.

Why anal beads? If he wanted covert signals, there is technology that would be placed in a tiny skin colored patch that could be placed on your leg, or elsewhere.

And how did they first suspect this?

Also, kudos to the writer for all of the double entendres.
This post was edited on 8/29/23 at 4:20 pm
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:19 pm to
This is why handshakes are obsolete. Fist bumps every time from me.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17252 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:24 pm to
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Hans Niemann, 19, rocked the chess world after his rival, Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, 31, alleged the American used a sex toy to cheat during a tournament in St. Louis, Missouri last September.


Magnus and Hans are not "rivals" and Magnus didn't say he used anal beads, that was a joke on reddit that turned into a meme that everyone ran with. Magnus just said his moves were weird and suspect, and Hans was not able to explain them after their game which drew further suspicion on top of him already admitting that he had cheated in the past. So yes Magnus did claim that he thought Hans cheated but he never specifically said anything about the beads.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65725 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:27 pm to

The suit caused quite a buzz in chess circles.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32793 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:28 pm to
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Now, months after the so-called cheating saga penetrated the chess world


Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52697 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Why anal beads?


Because Gen Z loves anal beads.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9344 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:31 pm to
Guess I think differently I would have never considered beads a thought or option and sure as hell would never use them no matter what was on the line.
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1157 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:34 pm to
Theoretically, it could have vibrated if there was a winning move on the board.

At their level, knowing there is a winning move is a huge advantage because they are able to find it looking into the position.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:39 pm to
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Theoretically, it could have vibrated if there was a winning move on the board.


I was wondering why Hans was catching the frissons all match in that coat.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26776 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:40 pm to
I get that, but why anal beads?

There are dozens of other options.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30109 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:45 pm to
The Astros about to give new meaning to the term "going deep".
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18408 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 4:57 pm to
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I get that, but why anal beads? There are dozens of other options.


Dozens of other options that don’t include anal beads.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:00 pm to
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Why anal beads?
why not anal beads?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99024 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:03 pm to
Vibrating anal beads that help you win at chess?

Sounds like a win-win.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
1475 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:08 pm to
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This is why handshakes are obsolete. Fist bumps every time from me.

Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:13 pm to
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I get that, but why anal beads? There are dozens of other options.


Because a GM chess streamer made an offhand joke about them at the time of the Carlson-Neimann match, and the media took it and ran with it because they’re incapable of interpreting humor.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48847 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:16 pm to
Win a game of chess and get the prostate pulsed. I’m hip.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29773 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:03 pm to
"What gave it away? My flawless play?"

"No, it was actually all the moaning."
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