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Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:33 pm to Fun Bunch
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:34 pm to Fun Bunch
That bitch
That Bitch Carole Baskin
Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,
Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,
Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,
Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
That Bitch Carole Baskin
Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,
Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,
Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,
Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
This post was edited on 6/1/20 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:35 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
quote:
Now this is something to riot about
I made a promise to myself to never choose a side in that heaping pile of trash.
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:42 pm to Fun Bunch
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse.
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:44 pm to Fun Bunch
frick 2020
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:48 pm to Fun Bunch
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:55 pm to Fun Bunch
Everything is going wrong
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:58 pm to Salmon
quote:
No. Because Jeff Lowe is Carol Baskin's first husband
Holy shite!
Posted on 6/1/20 at 9:58 pm to fr33manator
Since its lawless times..
Let's go bust Joe out and arm him
Let's go bust Joe out and arm him
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:01 pm to Fun Bunch
Wait this was a fricking reality show?!
Never seen an episode, just assumed it was just some trashy gay sitcom that people were addicted to for some strange reason.
Never seen an episode, just assumed it was just some trashy gay sitcom that people were addicted to for some strange reason.
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:04 pm to Salmon
Well well well
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:08 pm to Fun Bunch
Neither one of those two should be running anything.
Give both the OK and Tampa properties to In-Sync Exotics (a big cat facility in the DFW area). THEY know how to run a legit sanctuary.
Give both the OK and Tampa properties to In-Sync Exotics (a big cat facility in the DFW area). THEY know how to run a legit sanctuary.
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:10 pm to Fun Bunch
*slaps hand on table*
gat damn Carol Baskin
gat damn Carol Baskin
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:11 pm to Quidam65
This might make Joe Exotic really put a hit out
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:12 pm to Tigerbait357
quote:
You could always tell in that show when Carole frickin Baskin was lying because she’d roll her eyes.
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:19 pm to Fun Bunch
I'm running for President, and I'm broke as sheeyit
This post was edited on 6/1/20 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 6/1/20 at 11:05 pm to Fun Bunch
Now she’s just really askin for a baskin
Posted on 6/1/20 at 11:38 pm to Fun Bunch
Nothing can go right 2020!
Posted on 6/2/20 at 8:35 am to gjackx
While I am no fan of Jeff Lowe, this was funny.
quote:
Jeff and Lauren continued, "Considering [Carole] spent approximately 2.5M chasing her 1M judgment, we congratulate her on her new acquisition of 16 acres in rural Oklahoma."
They took one parting shot, saying, "The possibility of human remains being buried on this land should make her feel right at home."
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