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re: Billionaire David Geffen, 82 files for divorce from go-go dancer husband, 32, w/out prenup

Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:53 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56886 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:53 am to
quote:

we've got a fricked up "family" court system

I know the women who are judges in family court back crack smoking cheating single moms to the detriment of God fearing hard working dads every day of the week but yall are smoking single mom crack if yall think the family court judge will side with a young fit man over a gross geriatric Jewish billionaire


Liberals hate beauty because it reveals the ugliness in their souls
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34525 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:53 am to
You're spot on.

Geffen was a homo before it was "cool".
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83266 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:55 am to
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a homo before it was "cool".


is it cool now?

afaf
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5080 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:56 am to
quote:

A son asks a father what the difference between "in theory" and "in practice" was. His father replies "go ask your older sister, mother and grandmother whether they would frick a man for 1 million dollars. The boy asks them. His sister replied "yes," his mother replied "yes" and his grandma replied "for much less even!" So the boy returns his survey data to his father and asks "how is this relevant to the question?" The father responds "it's a good example, you see in theory we have 3 million dollars, but in practice we have 3 whores."


I literally thought about this joke as I hit submit. LOL
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
677 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:57 am to
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butt slammer

Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213660 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:58 am to
Up that Hershey highway… or Fudge Packer..,,,
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
84565 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:59 am to
How do know he's not the slammee
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41620 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:19 am to
Along with Jann Wenner
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14532 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:19 am to
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Would you plan your sex life around bowel movements and viagra for a few years to get a crack at billions?


This dude is going to get a good chunk of cash then somehow end up dead with a will giving Geffen all his remaining assets.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
2553 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:23 am to
Relax, no doubt it's sealed up in trusts, etc
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13017 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:26 am to
quote:

I’m not gay and I would do that


It's not gay if you don't enjoy it.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34831 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:28 am to
Ugh

I hoped this was true love
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
51480 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:40 am to
He's about to get the frickin' of his life.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
10451 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:51 am to
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figure property settlement


Known to Geffen as a "rounding error"
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
32067 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:54 am to
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2 years for $500m or so?


That’s not how it works. Just because they didn’t sign a prenup doesn’t mean he gets half of everything.

He may get half of everything earned or bought in the last two years.

Or he may settle for a big check rather than being tied up in court for years.



Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10692 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 11:54 am to
The gays wanted to get married. And they get all that comes with that.
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2742 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:18 pm to
This is a textbook definition of FAFO
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4408 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:21 pm to
No need to bother with a prenup when Armstrong is probably pretty susceptible to pneumonia.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70291 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:22 pm to
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I'd consider a lot of things for half of a billionaires worth
Now that you’ve established who and what you are, there’s (literally) thousands of Aggies who who be extremely interested in what $50 cash paid to you would get them.
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 12:23 pm
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
1291 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:25 pm to
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David Geffen, has filed for divorce from his husband David Armstrong, after less than two years of marriage.


It’s so weird reading this …. Two men married, will always be weird.
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