Billionaire David Geffen, 82 files for divorce from go-go dancer husband, 32, w/out prenup

I’m not gay and I would do that

I'd consider a lot of things for half of a billionaires worth

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I’m not gay and I would do that

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we've got a fricked up "family" court system, but two years, no kids, the butt slammer shouldn't get much more than whatever Geffen feels is generous

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butt slammer

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In most cases, the dude would only be entitled to half of the increase in net worth since being married. Pre-existing wealth is protected. This won't hurt Geffen too badly.

*stole that from Dice

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David Geffen

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Between him and Clive Davis, turned the music industry into a degenerate homo clown world.

Also probably masterminded the killing of Cobain.

Dude just needed to change his will to exclude the dancer. Hes gonna die soon anyway.

No homo but I’d have to consider it at least

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No homo but I’d have to consider it at least

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A son asks a father what the difference between "in theory" and "in practice" was. His father replies "go ask your older sister, mother and grandmother whether they would frick a man for 1 million dollars. The boy asks them. His sister replied "yes," his mother replied "yes" and his grandma replied "for much less even!" So the boy returns his survey data to his father and asks "how is this relevant to the question?" The father responds "it's a good example, you see in theory we have 3 million dollars, but in practice we have 3 whores."