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re: Biggest assholes in the animal kingdom
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:00 pm to Saint Alfonzo
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:00 pm to Saint Alfonzo
I don't think it's very funny to promote domestic violence like this, yes even if perpetrated by a kitten. It's clear what's going on in this household. Kitten-on-master domestic abuse is on the rise and is no joking matter.
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Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:09 pm to TigerBR1111
magpies. Seriously these fricking birds are smart and are giant dicks about it.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:18 pm to TigerBR1111
Mallard ducks nest near me. They pair up with mates but any single male flying over will swoop down and start raping any female he sees. You hear all of this terrible squawking and her partner will go bonkers and bite and hit the rapist but man they never let up until the deed is finished. This literally happens 1-3 times a day.
If any Mallard duck were to take his clutch of ducklings on the Maury show for a paternity test he would get a LOT of "you are NOT the father!"
Also, Great Horned Owls are beautiful birds but they wreak havoc on the nests of other raptors. I used to follow a bunch of nest cams and I stopped because eventually a GHO will show up one night and brutually kill the chicks. I don't know how any other raptors even exist. I guess it's a numbers game - if we hatch 40 chicks over our lifetime and 2 of them don't get killed by GHOs then we did our part and won the population battle.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:24 pm to AUFANATL
Pelicans are real dicks
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:28 pm to davyjones
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It's clear what's going on in this household. Kitten-on-master domestic abuse is on the rise and is no joking matter.
Oh, I'm well aware. I get my legs attacked every day for minor offenses like not sharing breakfast bacon or using the bathroom with the door closed. Treats not on time? That's three calf attacks. I offended him this morning by having the audacity to keep a pen on top of a notebook on the coffee table. "What's this doing here? Schwack!" It's my own fault, really, I need to do better.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:29 pm to CocomoLSU
Is this a animal thunder dome?
Pitbulls are the Mohammeds of the Animal Kingdom. Change my Mind.
Pitbulls are the Mohammeds of the Animal Kingdom. Change my Mind.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:29 pm to MsBhamTiger
Not surprising. Cats are smarter than the average poster here
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:30 pm to TigerBR1111
Wild hogs
Otters
Otters
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:40 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Oh, I'm well aware. I get my legs attacked every day for minor offenses like not sharing breakfast bacon or using the bathroom with the door closed. Treats not on time? That's three calf attacks. I offended him this morning by having the audacity to keep a pen on top of a notebook on the coffee table. "What's this doing here? Schwack!" It's my own fault, really, I need to do better.
I know this is probably gonna fall on deaf ears, but you need to get out NOW. Get a restraining order and maybe even consider moving out of state under an assumed identity. There's nothing more dangerous than a vengeful and vindictive house cat. Godspeed, my brother. And remember, you're not alone.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:51 pm to TigerBR1111
Three Year Old Humans
Posted on 5/28/21 at 9:06 pm to davyjones
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I know this is probably gonna fall on deaf ears, but you need to get out NOW. Get a restraining order and maybe even consider moving out of state under an assumed identity. There's nothing more dangerous than a vengeful and vindictive house cat. Godspeed, my brother. And remember, you're not alone.
I don't know, man, it's prolly my fault kitty is the way he is. Eleven years is a long time to just throw away and start over. Kitty loves me.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 9:11 pm to TigerBR1111
Humans
Posted on 5/28/21 at 9:25 pm to Saint Alfonzo
Believe me, I understand. My ferret beat me for 10 years before I finally said enough!! Broke my left orbital bone and knocked my eye completely out of socket once. About two weeks later tried to drown me and the only reason I'm alive is because I was able to squirt shampoo in the bastard's eyes and was able to slip the hold just long enough to run out. I never looked back.
If nothing else please at least go get some counseling. If it doesn't improve, please don't wait until it's too late. We're burying too many good men out here.
If nothing else please at least go get some counseling. If it doesn't improve, please don't wait until it's too late. We're burying too many good men out here.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 9:31 pm to TigerBR1111
Wolves will wreck a herd of cattle or elk and eat only a small portion of each animal in a "surplus killing." Wolf activists defend this behavior as rare and something something. But wolf is aSSHoE!
Posted on 5/28/21 at 9:36 pm to davyjones
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My ferret beat me for 10 years before I finally said enough!! About two weeks later tried to drown me
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 9:51 pm to TigerBR1111
Go learn about Otters and come back
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:03 pm to TigerBR1111
fricking squirrels. Stealing from the garden, the fruit trees, sometimes taking a couple of bites and leaving the ruined fruit on the ground, breaking into the attic or garage and chewing up wiring. They are the terrorists of urban backyards everywhere.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:06 pm to Saint Alfonzo
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:08 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Orcas. They even play with their food.
House cats kill for fun, don’t even eat their prey
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