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re: Biggest assholes in the animal kingdom
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:34 pm to TigerBR1111
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:34 pm to TigerBR1111
The cat that just tore through my Shipt order on my porch and ate half a block of my Tillamook Monterey Jack cheese.
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Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:36 pm to jcaz
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Squirrels. Had one bow up to me in a tree. They are not afraid until you pump some buckshot at em.
And if you have portable security cameras around the yard like a Blink, those little bleepers CANNOT resist effing with them. Can't count how many rodent selfie videos have shown up on my phone....
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:44 pm to TigerBR1111
Chihuahuas
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:46 pm to TigerBR1111
The cuckoo.
They lay eggs in other birds nests.
Then their eggs hatch earlier and the chicks know instinctively to push the other eggs out of the nest.
Then their cries are designed to mimic the cries of multiple chicks of other species so the parents come with food for multiple chicks.
Cuckoos are the arse holes of the animal kingdom
The cuckoo with David Attenborough
They lay eggs in other birds nests.
Then their eggs hatch earlier and the chicks know instinctively to push the other eggs out of the nest.
Then their cries are designed to mimic the cries of multiple chicks of other species so the parents come with food for multiple chicks.
Cuckoos are the arse holes of the animal kingdom
The cuckoo with David Attenborough
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:47 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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Blue Jays are bigger dicks than Mockingbirds.
Blue Jays exist to torment crows and be shot by ten year olds with BB guns.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:48 pm to TigerBR1111
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:50 pm to TigerBR1111
Blue jays are major assholes, too
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:50 pm to TigerBR1111
Domesticated: cats
Wild: Dolphins. The rapists of the animal kingdom.
Biggest retard: Koalas.
Wild: Dolphins. The rapists of the animal kingdom.
Biggest retard: Koalas.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:51 pm to TigerBR1111
hummingbirds are the biggest dicks on the planet.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:52 pm to TigerBR1111
I seem to remember there’s a nasty arse species of badger, that simply does not give a shite.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:53 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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Blue Jays are bigger dicks than Mockingbirds.
Not from my experience. Blue Jays are big and will run birds off, but I've never been dive bombed by a Blue Jay because it was a such an a-hole it made it's nest 4 feet from my front door in a god damned bush, or seen them going after crows or even hawks in the air. It's mostly a Blue Jay will show up, and everybody gets the frick out.
Hell...I've got a blue bird house in my back yard and those little guys are awesome, and even THOSE GUYS who don't bother any of the birds get harassed by mockingbirds. It's like they're dicks just to be dicks.
And now I feel like an old man for not only knowing all this from having watched it in my backyard, but caring enough to type it all out.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:57 pm to TigerBR1111
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:57 pm to TigerBR1111
Our safari guide would tell stories about watching a lone bull elephant show up at a watering hole to purposely seek out the biggest crocodile he could find to gore it to death with it's tusk, and then leave the crocs impaled body on the bank as a warning to the others that calves would soon be showing up to water.
He says watching the ease at which a bull elephant could pluck a 20 ft. croc out of the water is beyond any human understanding.
He says watching the ease at which a bull elephant could pluck a 20 ft. croc out of the water is beyond any human understanding.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:59 pm to TigerBR1111
I'm gonna go with a different answer and say Kangaroo. I remember seeing a video of someone parachuting down in Australia and some kangaroo just came up after he landed and got a couple punches in and then bounced away
YouTube video in question
YouTube video in question
Posted on 5/28/21 at 3:03 pm to TigerBR1111
Chimps. They will literally rip your face & balls off for the hell of it.
They apparently also attack each other ruthlessly for no reason other than that they're just fricking assholes.
They apparently also attack each other ruthlessly for no reason other than that they're just fricking assholes.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 3:06 pm to GeauxTigerTM
quote:This is why Sheridan makes pellet rifles.
Not only are they dicks to every other bird, and they'll dive bomb you after building a next RIGHT BY YOUR frickING FRONT DOOR, but they'll starting yapping in a tree ALL NIGHT LONG for days on end trying to get laid
Posted on 5/28/21 at 3:07 pm to TigerBR1111
Posted on 5/28/21 at 3:09 pm to GeauxTigerTM
quote:Speaking of bluebirds, House Sparrows are dicks and will invade a bluebird nest and slaughter the chicks.
Hell...I've got a blue bird house in my back yard and those little guys are awesome, and even THOSE GUYS who don't bother any of the birds get harassed by mockingbirds
Posted on 5/28/21 at 3:10 pm to TigerBR1111
My three dachshunds deserve a top 10 spot. Awesome at the house, not so much outside.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 3:11 pm to TigerBR1111
Mockingbird is a good choice, but my vote has to be for the Red Wasp....
I dont know of anything that eats them, and all they do is cause pain and misery. Not to mention they are agressive.
I hate them.
I dont know of anything that eats them, and all they do is cause pain and misery. Not to mention they are agressive.
I hate them.
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