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Biggest assholes in the animal kingdom
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:19 pm
My vote goes to the mockingbird. Always tried to frick with my dog who would be just walking in the park minding her own business. Just saw one nipping at a crow trying to steal its food. I think they even eat bird eggs when they leave their nest unattended. I know there are more bad-arse animals like the honey badger for example but I’ve never encountered a bigger prick in the animal kingdom than your common mockingbird.
I once saw one that fricked with the wrong bird. Looked up in the sky and saw a hawk chasing one at high speed. Next thing I saw was a mid air explosion and a bunch of grey and white mockingbird feathers floating to the ground. What a beautiful sight!
Take that you little piece of shite!
I once saw one that fricked with the wrong bird. Looked up in the sky and saw a hawk chasing one at high speed. Next thing I saw was a mid air explosion and a bunch of grey and white mockingbird feathers floating to the ground. What a beautiful sight!
Take that you little piece of shite!
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 2:34 pm
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Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:21 pm to TigerBR1111
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:22 pm to TigerBR1111
Domesticated: Cats
Wild: Mourning Doves with their non-stop shite at 5am
Wild: Mourning Doves with their non-stop shite at 5am
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:22 pm to TigerBR1111
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My vote goes to the mockingbird. Always tried to frick with my dog who would be just walking in the park minding her own business. Just saw one nipping at a crow trying to steal its food. I think they even eat bird eggs when they leave their nest unattended. I know there are more bad-arse animals like the honey badger for example but I’ve never encountered a bigger prick in the animal kingdom than your common mockingbird.
This! They are complete assholes. I must say that twice a week. Harper Lee got it wrong...I'd LOVE to kill a mockingbird.
Not only are they dicks to every other bird, and they'll dive bomb you after building a next RIGHT BY YOUR frickING FRONT DOOR, but they'll starting yapping in a tree ALL NIGHT LONG for days on end trying to get laid.
frick that bird.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:22 pm to TigerBR1111
Dolphins.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:22 pm to Packer
Mockingbirds and blue jays are the assholes of the bird family.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:22 pm to TigerBR1111
Once saw a video of a hyiena rip off the balls of a wildebeest and then run away.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:23 pm to GeauxTigerTM
Blue Jays are bigger dicks than Mockingbirds.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:23 pm to TigerBR1111
Crow
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:24 pm to TigerBR1111
My 4 year old is just getting into climbing trees. Last weekend he was climbing and saw a nest and got closer to look. Mama mockingbird flew over coming in hot and scared the shite out of him. He noped out of that tree with the quickness 
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:24 pm to Kafka
cats for sure
wild animals - i'd say bluejays, those f-ers have swooped at me numerous times for no damn reason.
wild animals - i'd say bluejays, those f-ers have swooped at me numerous times for no damn reason.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:24 pm to TigerBR1111
Mosquitoes
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:24 pm to jchamil
Orcas. They even play with their food.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:25 pm to TigerBR1111
Wild animals?
Raccoons
Pelicans
Wasps
Geese
Nutria rats
Monkeys
Hippos
Ticks
Mosquitoes
Raccoons
Pelicans
Wasps
Geese
Nutria rats
Monkeys
Hippos
Ticks
Mosquitoes
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:26 pm to TigerBR1111
Raccoons will dump your garbage- and show up in a gang of 15 to eat whatever animal feed you put out that contains corn. Bastards
I have to include alligators 5ft & under. Anyone who goes fishing knows how obnoxious they are.
I have to include alligators 5ft & under. Anyone who goes fishing knows how obnoxious they are.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:28 pm to TigerBR1111
Squirrels. Had one bow up to me in a tree. They are not afraid until you pump some buckshot at em.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:30 pm to TigerBR1111
Geese
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:31 pm to TigerBR1111
Yellow Jackets, Hornets
They will frick your shite up and make your face look like you have Mongolian blood ching chong eyes just for fun.
They will frick your shite up and make your face look like you have Mongolian blood ching chong eyes just for fun.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:32 pm to TigerBR1111
Crows
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